Reqs Always Open

Team H.C:

Hydra F.C

Orion F.C

Iron Tank F.C

Sultans F.C

Supa Strikas

Invincible United

Technicali

Charecter H.C:

Zoom Zahir

Dancing Rasta

Twisting Tiger

El Matador ×

Cool Joe

Klaus

Big Bo

North Shaw

Blok

Johan Uber

Ja Nein

Thor

Skarra

Dooma

Vince

Liquido

Shame Fin

Rhiano

Altivo

Inyo

Self-Insert H.C:

Vince Dating Headcanons

Klaus Dating Headcanons

Break-Up Headcanons

Reacting to S.H Headcanons

Ship Headcanons:

Skarra x Shakes

Liquido x North Shaw

Uber x Ja Nein

Dooma x Dancing Rasta

about me: guy, major, immigrant turk, gay, bodybuilder, employed + college

what to req: everything you see above + self insert moodboards, ur own hcs n thoughts, playlists

what to ask:my thoughts on characters, about me<3, pretty much anything you like, be decent

Notes: irregular posting schedule, there will be nsfw stuff, possible s.h, eating disorder, dead dove, etc. I tag all posts with tw and state it above most of the time but I implore you to block tags that trigger you, I am a government appointed hater fyi <3

housekeeping: credit for headers: @pixopix @xycrowlo @httpssturns <3, I will not accept requests for El Matador under most circumstances cause I hate his ass. THIS IS A SIDE BLOG I CANNOT REPLY TO U, I'M SORRY

North Shaw:Hydro Manic Melon, he hates how ugly the bottle is though, keeps a bottle of Aussie Lemonade in his room as 'decor'

The Block:rehab green tea, he's still under the impression it's healthy/healthier :(

Dancing Rasta:Juiced Mixxed Punch, he would like to prefer Rio Punch but it's just too heavy for him :(

Twisting Tiger:Ultra Citron, he drinks a lot of it too, mixes it with shoju when he's feeling it

Klaus:Juiced Bad Apple, he thinks the can is super cool and his fave flavour is apple in everything anyways a close second is Monarch

Big Bo:Java Salted Caramel he doesn't drink many energy drinks because he's am old man though

Cool Joe:lover of the classics, only drinks the original. Genuinely likes the flavour especially with some spoon burnt sugar.

Shakes:Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red, naturally

Did somebody say rockstar- I- I mean football star girlfriend?

Jokes aside that's pretty much the dynamic of the kind of relationship he wants, slutry, sexy, arm candy to alleviate his image and match his bad boy aesthetic.

İf you're a girl he snarkily insist you wear makeup during public appearances smokey black eye with silver glitter, red lips and well brushed eyebrows, highlighter and toner to make your face look sharp, and if you're a guy he'll suggest it a bit too much that it becomes obvious he wants you to. Concealer, highlighter, contour, maybe boyliner or glitter similar to Christan Bale at Velvet Goldmine.

I hate to say this but I can't see him dating anyone who isn't conventionally attractive or rather going public with them.

Loves loves loves flaunting his relationship so get ready for the whole football community to know whether or not you hog blankets.

Will get you sponsorship deals most likely from Vince's side businesses.

Loves rubbing his nose against yours, setting his chin on your shoulder, holding you by the hips, quick peck kisses.

Kind of odd but I will die on the hill that the more he knows you and the more intimate the relationship is the less intimacy you guys have.

At the start he uses sex to deal with any problem or sense of boredom in the relationship, but deeper in he actually talks things through or handles them better.

Paces around the big ass living room yelling and screaming and later grumbling and huffing whenever he losses a game.

Later on he might consider laying his head on your lap and letting you massage his scalp as consolation.

Expensive gifts all around but he isn't good at guessing what you like.

Never ever gets a public booth at a restaurant when you two are out on a date, as a matter of fact he gets in right next to the window.

Genuinely likes playing card games with you, taking extravagant baths and surprisingly playing footie.

His relationship with footie is a bit convoluted on one hand it was one of the things that brought him a lot of joy and still does, on the other hand he has a fog od internalised shame amd hostility around it.

Honey I love you but this man functions on a level of constant shame and emotional constipation.

His ide of PDA is standing shoulder to shoulder and linking pinkies begins your backs, eye contact, knee brush etc.

Behind closed doors he's a bit better at affection but it's a very slow gradual process, you've got to boil him like a frog.

Likes his bed space, sleeps like a log, won't cuddle unless you ask for it.

Makes you your morning coffee or tea at the exact same time, the exact same way with the exact same ingredients each time, will get sluky if you're not awake to recive it or don't want it.

Gets distracted at work and writes down little facts about you on the blank space like the location of a mole, your scent or the tinkle of your laugh.

Very good at picking up on cues since excessively studied social psychology and people's facial expressions but not good at acting on them, he forgets.

Most likely met you at work or another mandatory social circle, he only hangs out with fellow boylosers and mannobodies (complimentary) (İron Tank)

No matter how long y'all are together he will always be iffed about you being in his space or being around while he's practicing, working, pondering etc.

But he also wants your feedback and opinion constantly so there's that.

His love language is caring about your opinion<3

The rest of İron Tank bully him about having a lover, they believe him no issue there more along the lines of 'oh I bet they're a pipsqueak too', 'did you meet them at the pipsqueak support group?' etc etc

They aren't nice to you btw, you're a honorary part of the team now, one of the boys if you will.

Loves to gossip, absolutely adores sitting on the floor of his balcony with you; eating sunflower seeds and shit talking.

But will gossip carefully untill he's sure you're worth his trust.

Kinda toxic but he won't discourage your bad habits (OCD rituals, drinking, smoking, self harm, binging etc) unless you state you need it or it becomes too obvious of an issue.

Expects the same treatment from you, don't talk about it, don't look at it.

Regards anything you make with your hands whether it be a meal a trinket or a houseplant you keep alive in high regard.

Not big on nickname this guy will call you a short version of your name, wife or husband if you're married and he's angry.

Hate to say this but the relationship losses speed as it goes on, early on he's clinging to you like a koala. You wanna come to with him to the games? His skate park? The beach? His house?

He's desperate to prove he's fun and stuff but as he gets to know you better and the relationship gets more secure he doesn't think to invite you out as often. It can be a big argument.

He can come off inconsiderate due to just how fast paced and action packed his life is but if brought up hell do his best to reconcile these issues.

His nemesis can and will get in the way of your relationship btw, expect night after night of him calling you just to rant about Liquido without even a hi or a hello when he's playing in their home turf.

Not a big gift giver, he's an activies type of guy. Less necklaces or cologne more tickets to any game or sport you show interest in, spontaneous trips to water parks, the cinema such and such, can't sit still long enough for fancy dinners but he'll do his best anyways.

Likes hairy guys bonus if tattoos.

Right off his feet for gyaru/gyaru adjacent girls but not so much for gyorou guys.

Lots of playing with your hair and tugging on your clothes whenever he gets needy, looooves to pull on a guy tie.

Lots of shower pics, he has one of those expensive water resistant phones so I mean not just selfies but like his wet back to the camera flexing under a mansoon stimulating shower head.

His selfies make him look like a drowned rat in there but he loves the water pressure.

Dates to the Rainforest Cafe solely for the sake of photos.

Btw are you posting him on your social media? You should, like right now, or he'll pout :(

Goes public with your relationship right off the bat just because he doesn't wanna bother with all the sneaking around.

If you smoke he'll slowly try to wean you off or at least get you on nicotine pads or something just because he needs you not wheezing and coughing trying to keep up with him, he WILL make you pick up skating and he WILL make you pick up surfing, it's like not even a conversation, take off your jewelry, get on the rickety board.

If you don't drink you will get into at least beer and long Island teas with him.