green colors

my butch brought a hand fan to keep me cool in the club and I honestly felt so princess getting personally fanned on the dance floor 💅 but also she was cooling down the whole section so like really it was an act of kindness cuz it was hot af in there. I love her practical nature 💞

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

There is,,, a lobster. On the way

There is a lobster somewhere in the facility but we don’t know where

This is not a joke btw I was supposed to receive and acclimate a lobster today but I waited around in the lobby for an hour before finding out that the Lobster Deliverer went around back and gave the lobster to the aquarist and he went out on a diving trip without telling anyone where he put the lobster. There is literally a lobster here somewhere and we can’t find it. Lobster location unknown.

Update he put it in one of the lobster traps tied to the pier. Which is fine, that’s where it was gonna go anyway until we set up its display, but I would’ve preferred to acclimate it before plopping it into the ocean. But the hooligan has been contained. There will be no surprise lobster attacks today.

Oh my god happy anniversary to that time we misplaced Neptune!!!!

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

tilejob from a girl with huge mahjongs

When I was pregnant I remember telling thomas that I can’t imagine the time after the act of giving birth in the same way that I can’t imagine death and getting to the other side of that. And it still feels that way. That person and that life before are irrevocably gone