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i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

i lied. put your clothes back off, I do actually like sex

Ngl the most traumatic thing about Paragon is the wild mischaracterization

Sex is great but have you considered hitting me as hard as you can

I have GOT to stop spending $30

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

pickles saying "because admitting sadness makes you gay" as he opens his locket necklace with a picture of charles in it...... come on