Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”

"if being hard on yourself was going to work it would have worked by now" okay well being soft on myself isn't working either so what the fuck is left. medium? I gotta be medium with myself? I gotta ask the fucking ghosts for help? is that it?

(me, insane since the day i was born) sorry haha this has just been an off day for me

that is soooooooo funny take ur pants off

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

the line between not going out as an act of self-care and not going out as a symptom of depression is but a gossamer thread

i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours

tips for acting like the grown woman i am and not like the stunted mentally ill freak that i also am

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess