YOUR WEAPON IS FIRE

Feeling sad about Brian Wilson again

Everytime a customer at my job calls me sir and then actually gets a closer look and me and over corrects by calling me ma'am, miss, miss my real name makes me want to explode. Literally the only person embarrassed here is you. Idgaf. I had one man tell me his wife got confused because I have short hair and then just stared at me with this weird look. Im not out at my job so to everyone im just an ugly woman. But women can have buzz cuts too you fucking idiot. It makes me so mad. I know some people arent being malicious with it but there are some customers who make it known that they dont agree with my hairstyle choice but cant say it because they need me to tell them where paper towels are

In my mind I've created a crossover so niche that I can't talk to anyone about it

Guy who spent $1,017 at the vet today because their cat needed to get some teeth pulled voice: hey man, how's it going

I miss the BAU Baldies instagram account. It was so fun, the edits were so funny. Its a shame people bullied the girl who was running it because the cast interacted with her stuff :/ I hope she is doing well