that being said

INGRID IS HUNGRY by Yah Yah Scholfield / a hungry, hungry horror story / 2,034 words / sharp objects, gillian flynn / mothers who can't love, susan forward / saturn devouring his son, goya

Hi, so! If you've been following me on Tumblr for the past few weeks, you'd see how I've been talking about disordered eating + this story about emotionally incestuous relationships, and really just digging into some deep issues. Here is the culmination of that, a short story I've titled Ingrid is Hungry. I wrote this as a commission for @necrokris, and they were kind enough to allow me to share this with you all! Ingrid is Hungry is about Ingrid, a young woman writing emails to her mother with whom she has a very strained relationship. Themes+ inspirations include: familial cannibalism, Jenette McCurdy's memoir I'm Glad My Mom Died, Sharp Objects, Kendall Roy's relationship with his father + with food, and an upsetting amount of first/second-hand experience with disordered eating and horrible mother-daughter relationships. I would say tread lightly if you think you might be extra sensitive to these topics, because I did not hold back.

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Tutorials:

approx half are by me and half are by amphar0s 

im your drug dealer and your parents seem kinda protective bc they just rang me up askin who i was cause im just listed as the flame emoji on your phone and i couldnt think of anything to say so i told them i was your lover please still buy drugs off me im running out of clients 

somehow weve ended up robbing the same bank on the same night and now were trying to evenly split the money and i can see you putting extra notes into your pile put those back you shit 

im here to poison the king and ive already laced the drink im gonna be giving him so i might as well enjoy the night and youre really cute and were flirting quite a bit and wait no you cant be the kings poison tester

i saw you lace the kings drink w poison so ive switched them and now im gonna down this shit and make you cry cause i know youve been hittin on me this whole time you silly idiot

we’re both graffiti artists and idk who you are but you keep spraying little hearts in the corners of my pieces to show appreciation and im gettin more and more desperate to catch you in the act

i sold you fake tickets and you’ve gone into such a rage im fearing for my life i will track the band and introduce you personally take all the money i made please dont hurt me 

we’re assassins assigned to take out the same guy and we got so caught up arguing over who gets to kill him we didnt notice him run away 

we’re roommates and youre really cool but i stg if you steal another road or shop sign and leave it our living room i will throw you out there is a pile of 20 in there now i dont think theres a mcdonalds in this town with its light up M left intact

im a pickpocket that stole your phone and your mom has called twenty times in the last hour bc shes worried and frankly so am i where the hell are you

you called me in the middle of night asking if id have your back if you did something really bad so immediately im getting a shovel ready assuming youve killed someone, but no youve just stolen all the goldfish from the pet store as an act of love

ive just arrived at the pet shop and it turns out you actually have the killed the shop owner you really should tell people these things so they can be emotionally prepared

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Ryan: Yeah.

Shane: Is this your first time?

DM seeking 2-5 players for a couple of session one-shot / short campaign. Everyone welcome (including new players!) so long as you have a way to use roll 20, microphone capabilities and can work with a European time zone.

The medium: 5th edition, homebrew setting, voice and video or voice only on Roll 20.

The pitch: Faymire is the only real town for miles around. Ancient forest surrounds this walled city and the isolation has made it just a little crazy. Everyone and everything living round here is strange or dangerous (or both) so whether you're new to town or a long standing resident, you're bound to get wrapped up in something unusual - be it local politics or strange goings on in the woods. (No specific content warnings but we'll do some sort of consent checklist before we play.)

The DM: I'm easy going, up for antics as well as serious story-focused moments and I'm in favour basically total player freedom. I'm a bad actor but love roleplay so prepare for some very inconsistent voices. I'm not all that practiced at combat so although I enjoy it, if you're used to highly tactical play I might be lacking.

The players: 16+, any experience level, up for roleplay, friendly and fun, available either afternoon or evening GMT (exact time/day to be decided between the party once we've got one).

The specs for nerds: DM approved homebrew welcome, starting at 1st or 3rd depending on if we have any new players, RAI/my word is final, sandbox-y as I can make a one-shot, everything else agreed in a session 0.

I still can’t believe they were on S.W.A.T!

Why I am so glad you asked Belle, also @sunshinebergara a million thanks for the lovely inspiration from your demon shane dancing fic :)

Ryan hates to admit it, but the room does look beautiful in the dark. Even with the half dozen mirrors lining the walls, each movement they make reflected back at the corners of his eyes like shadows. 

“This is, quite a room.” Shane’s craning his neck back to peer at the intricate oil paintings nestled high into the gloom of the arched ceiling, the pale moonlight through the windows tracing across the lines of his face. 

It’s still a surprise that they were allowed to wander through such a luxuriously decorated place alone, Ryan thinks, a smile tugging at his mouth at the scene. They must have done something right with the show. 

He fiddles with his phone and starts the nice little waltz he had picked out, the rhythmic melody flowing out from the speaker on the floor. 

Shane glances back and hums, “That’s some nice normal music for a change.”

“Oh we’re still using this big guy, there’s no getting out of it.” Ryan wiggles the spirit box in his hand and Shane groans, “Come on man, it’s not that bad.“ 

"Objection your honor, it absolutely fucking is.”