forge with a side of war

(smugly) actually all narration is unreliable because language can only ever communicate through approximation

i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

hi everyone. do yourself a favour and go create a beautiful horse for me

me and my girl don't argue we just get into a psychosexual rivalry and let it continue for over a decade

victims of the chupacabra:

It's weird to think that big hollywood movies are edited on normal editing software and they have to click a little export button just like anyone else when it's done. It feels like they should be edited on a big machine with a bunch of lights and when it's time to export you have to flip a huge mechanical lever.

Hump the boot that kicks you or whatever the saying is

I never really considered that a rabbit would care for a scarab one way or the other. Didn't think a rabbit could formulate an opinion on the scarab at all

eating an apple outside really is the closest you can get to smoking without smoking. some would think thats vaping but vaping is closer to eating a comically large lollipop in public

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