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Final Fantasy I - Four Heroes Break A Time Loop

Final Fantasy II - Star Wars Where The Emperor Dies And Then Comes Back As The Devil And Then Dies Again And Then Comes Back As God And Then Gets Killed By Obi-wan

Final Fantasy III - Four Orphans Fight A Man Who Threw A Hissy Fit Over His Inheritance

Final Fantasy IV - Star Wars But The Emperor Is  A Space Ghost On The Moon

Final Fantasy V - Evil Giving Tree And His Gay Lover Fight A Confused Harem Protagonist And His Princesses

Final Fantasy VI - Star Wars But The Emperor Is Killed And Replaced By The Joker Halfway Through, Racism is Bad

Final Fantasy VII - Eco-terrorists Recruit Man With Padded Resume, Discover Corporate Greed Has Caused Giant Meteor To Be Elected, Hold Recount

Final Fantasy VIII - A Group of Cadets Find Out They All Lived At The Same Orphanage: Amnesia To Blame, Lead May Be Dead

Final Fantasy IX - Star Wars But The Main Characters Are Either Clones Or Princesses

Final Fantasy X - Daddy Issues, the Real Sports Story, With Special Guest Christian Guilt Complex

Final Fantasy XI - Giraffe And Friends Stop The Writer From Erasing This Game

Final Fantasy XII - Star Wars But Half The Bad Guys Aren’t Actually That Bad.  Except Judge Bergan, That Guy Is A Dick

Final Fantasy XIII - Being The Chosen One Will Kill Your Dating Life

Final Fantasy XIV - Heroes Saved The World From Bad Gameplay, Bugs