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Bumblebee and Hound brought some native creatures to the ark, but they ran away once they saw Optimus Prime :(

Cake is fuel?

Context:

me: sweet hit me with the good stuff

media: so there's this marginalized underclass of people, right?

me: okay

media: and they're like, stigmatized for something that's mostly an aspect of how they are born, or where they're from, or they're badly misunderstood, right?

me: yup, got it, I'm with ya

media: so these people are rebelling against the current social order, because it's the instrument of their suffering

me: oh good great sure

media: but also they're violent and deranged and need to be stopped

me: ...what

media: yeah they're going too far, they're trying to overthrow the system and assassinate the nice cop trying to help them and also they burned down an orphanage

me: ...why? would they burn down an orphanage??

media: extremism is bad

me: still not seeing what this has to do with their fight though???

media: also now they've shot a dog. oops they shot another dog

me: what?! why? I though their motive was to overthrow oppression??

media: yes but their suffering has also made them evil

me: ...???

media: don't worry though, the good guys will defeat them and restore the status quo

me: the status quo that's been killing people?

media: well it turns out it was only killing the kinds of awful people who burn down orphanages and shoot dogs :)

me: oh. this is actually a pro-authoritarian story, isn't it?

I love these elite trine idiots 😭

created a bunch of headcanons with these guys and decided to make it reality with their bishoujo form! I loveee when symbols/motifs of a character are seen in their designs, so TC has thunderbolt-like hair, Skywarp has cloud-like hair, etc. Star's design is pretty much the same + awesome cape

transformers took over my life guys help

I have actual Transformers sketches I've been meaning to finish. I didn't mean for my first post in the fandom to be a fleshy AU. But here we are - I had a lot of fun doing these character designs.

Version with written annotations under the cut. A moment of silence for the sketchy and botched Decepticon logo.

TFGOGO saved 2025 for me tbh LMAO