MY HOBBIT/BAGGINSHIELD HEADCANONS PT.2
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MY HOBBIT/BAGGINSHIELD HEADCANONS PT.2
Free to use! I don't write....Feeding your Bagginshield delulu....

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Listening to my mom say all fanfiction is smut while holding my hard drive full of bagginshield fluff and angst is a whole new kind of experience
Got the print version~ I drew the cover~
He carved various likenesses of the dwarf from memory, hoping only never to forget his face.
Bilbo placed the veil over his own head and the statue's, imagining what it would be like for them to get married.
tbh I’ve always found it very funny that Elrond is like “there’s no point bringing Glorfindel on the quest, even though he’s a balrog-slayer. You won’t need balrog-slayers” and then thirty pages later they run into a balrog
#and they could’ve really benefited from having a glow in the dark elf in moria (via @emyn-arnens)
obsessed by the implication that glorfindel is bioluminescent
#most elves aren’t #just glorfindel #dwarves on the other hand ARE bioluminescent #but it’s in a spectrum that elves and men and orcs can’t see in #hobbits can see in that spectrum fine #for better mushroom hunting #but they think it’s rude to point out that one of their party members is glowing #and so the dwarves have no idea the hobbits notice (via @mandaloriandy)
The first night Bilbo camped with the company he very nearly said something about it, but, having no idea what dwarves are and thinking it might be rude, he kept the observation to himself and decided that dwarves must be some kind of fungus. It improved his estimation of them most incredibly, and was, in fact, one of the observations he was most keen to pass on when he got back, seeing as how—even if it didn’t quite make him respectable, per se—it at least provided a valuable new addition to hobbits’ mushroom-lore, which no one (not even a certain few silver-spoon possessing relatives) could fault him for.
#anyways it’s common knowledge in the shire that dwarves are actually just a kind of mushroom#but no one says anything#because they think (seeing as how the dwarves haven’t brought it up themselves) it would be rude (via @willowcrowned)
My partner, reading this over my shoulder: “It never ceases to amaze me when Tolkein fans write meta that goes off in really bizarre directions”
Me: “These books are 70 years old, everything normal to say about them has been said; if you’re gonna say anything new about it, it’s gonna have to be weird”

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10.07.2026
I’m crying😭😭😭
So glad they’re all alive and happy in Erebor
reshirement with some pleasant company

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C'mon Frodo, a little more respect for Bilbo's dating choices
Thorin had sad eyes - BB
Based on this that I found on Pinterest:
HOBBIT/BAGGINSHIELD HEADCANONS PT.1
I'm dropping my ideas here...free to use for fics cuz I'm not a writer🥰
So, it's widespread, enjoyable fanon that dwarf hair (head and beard) and braids are Important and Intimate and have particular meaning to them. And of course, the other races know little to nothing about this beyond the surface level.
I love seeing this, in whatever form it takes. I've often seen it where Bilbo accidentally touches a dwarf’s hair (usually Thorin's 😉). And has to have the Implications explained, that You Don't Do That. 😬😆
And I think I've seen a little bit of the idea that hobbits are similar, but with their feet hair specifically. As in, it's important, and should be well-maintained for appearances or be judged. And also, that touching it is generally reserved for family or partners.
But I don't think I've seen yet, and would love to, as a reversal of the first trope:
One of the dwarves accidentally, or at least without knowing the Implications, touches Bilbo's feet hair. And gets a lecture. 🤣
Maybe one of them, especially one of the younger ones, is curious about the differences between dwarves and hobbits. 👀 And just. Touches it. To satisfy that curiosity. 😆
Or it could really just be an accidental thing. From close quarters, around the fire or laying out to sleep or as they're walking or such. A casual touch without thought. (Though if done by certain dwarves, the second turns a little bit into the first, again out of confusion and curiosity.)
Either way, Bilbo is physically and mentally taken aback, and acts accordingly. Gives them the Middle Earth equivalent of "At least buy me dinner first, you pervy weirdo!" 😯
When it's clear that this particular dwarf, along with the rest of them, have No Idea about this, Bilbo clarifies the confusion. If the first part is still true, about dwarf hair, they can bond about how this is the same, though also different.
The dwarves do their best to accommodate Bilbo and his feet. Maybe some mutterings/jokes about hobbits and their Weird Feet thing. But no worse than Bilbo dishes out about how Weird dwarves are. 🤣
Bagginshield option, because of course: Would be funny if it is Thorin who does the accidental Foot Touch, and the Future King of Erebor gets told off by his burglar. 😆 Maybe he already has a Thing for Bilbo by then, though he would never say so. The Touch was legitly unrelated to those feelings. But, now that he knows what feet and foot hair mean to hobbits, Thorin Oakenshield is now having Thoughts about Bilbo and his feet. 😯😳😉😆

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Hey! I really dig your writing and saw your short reader fics and I would really love to see some headcanons like that but for a tall (like 6'0"+) gn!Reader!! Not picky at all on characters but I love me some Fili, Bofur, and Beorn. I'd really appreciate it❤️‼️
Thanks so much anon ❤️
And of course! I've given you the company as some bonus characters. Tall!reader is my beloved as well.
*・༓˚✧ ❝𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫❞ ‧͙⁺˚༓˚✧ « headcanons »
○ Thorin ○ Fíli ○ Kíli ○ Bofur ○ Bilbo ○ Beorn ○
GN!Reader | No TWs | Wordcount : 1.4k
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✧ Of all the dwarves, he's the most insecure about your height difference.
✧ He knows that height matters little when it comes to honour and strength, or anything truly important. But sometimes he still feels lesser about it.
✧ It tends to manifest most when he wants to kiss you, and instinctively turns only to the side. Then he remembers he has to ask, has to lean up.
✧ Thorin wants to be able to press his lips to yours spontaneously when you're not in bed, and instead he needs to awkwardly ask every time.
The hobbit characters with a reader who's really good at being stealthy.
Low-key when this came to mind I was thinking Rogue like stealth, yk? Can get around quietly, great at pickpocketing, and mainly performs sneak attacks.
Characters: Fili, Kili, Thorin, Thranduil, Bofur, Bilbo, Gandalf.
As always reader is kept as neutral as possible. English is not my first language. Feel free to request anything else! Honestly wrote these with romantic intent in mind but you can read them as platonic as well who am I to tell you what to do.
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