Sup

#team always gives relationship advice yet is never in one

What if birthmarks are the places that actually killed us in our past life? Like there’s this girl from school whose birthmark is a line on her neck. What if her throat was cut? I know this guy who has his birthmark on his whole left cheek. What if he was shot? My little sisters birthmark is a line straight down her stomach. What if she died on the operating table?

I have one on my balls what does that mean

You had some killer sex.

I have one on my toe…how the fuck did i die?

Maybe something poisonous went through your toe? Or you stepped on something and got a disease from it?

Or maybe this is just your first life.

O.O

I have three different ones on my shoulder. o - o

thank you bathtub crocodile

this show was on drugs.

Bathtub Barracuda

I just cried over a budweiser commercial

easy i’ll pick the orange pill. then master the art of being an alchemist then create these pills with my bare hands and then take them all then i’ll be immortal and unstoppable

winner

Motherfuckin RESPECT.

OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS

“Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you.”

this has been on my dash several times now and it won’t stop being adorable.

OMFG I love it