just here i guess :)

she drop on my deck till i flop like a fish

was anyone else 14 on the internet thinking they were a millennial in the mid 2010s. I’d see posts about the housing market and be like so true I can’t afford a house

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

tumblr said i “liked” your post, but in reality? i loved it. i love you

FUCK MY STUPID BAJA BLAST LIFE

men in 1967 were like "ahah!! love beads & black turtleneck is the perfect outfit!" and bro...they were so right and I love them for it, that shit looks amazing and knocks me out every time

ive been alive for almost twenty one years and im still…. shocked and offended every time it gets dark at 5pm

porygon is an awesome duck made out of shapes

express your themininity

do i have any followers that are billionaires? children of billionaires? relatives or lovers of billionaires? how do i actually make this happen? i know you got the connects. inbox me

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

jealousy isn’t the way bro

The shrimp aren’t gonna have sex with you.

you take that back right fucking now

I have to be the most androgynous person in this grocery store

i met god she's a bug

gays be using spotify like it’s social media