forests are my safe place

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

Tip: This Valentine’s Day, don’t be romantic. Be Romantic! Recite Lord Byron on the edge of a barren cliff! Feel the gusts of the thunderstorm blow through your hair as you sob! Become a reclusive poet who trusts no one and is only seen at 2 am, wandering half-dressed through the streets and muttering in Old High German! Drown your lonely heart in laudanum and die at age 34 of tuberculosis, martyrdom in a small and ill-fated revolution, or wasting away from a disease that makes you look wan but poetic! Forget “forever alone”: You’ll always have your haunting past, your wasted ambitions, and the melancholy of a life unlived to keep you company!

We simply MUST have a more accessibly decadent culture because too many people have completely forgotten that you can have fancy parties for NO reason and do not have to wait for your wedding day if you want to put on a fancy costume and have everyone say they think you’re pretty

someoe tagged that they read this in ‘stephen fry/oscar wilde’s voice’ and I just wanna say what the fuck those two men are NOT interchangeable also this only mentions dresses bc I was tired of the idea that you wear ONE (1) Fancy Dress™ for your entire life and it’s on your wedding day carry on

does anyone even know what imagine dragons’ songs are about

One’s about Thor

the other is about Spider-Man

this feels…eerily accurate.

A personal attack

*organizes life at 3am*