Consider this my application to be accepted in the jjk writers, i love you guys and all your fics pls :3
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“No, Satoru.” You never thought this level of annoyance was something you’d achieve.
Sure, you get frustrated and upset with situations, but when it comes to people, your compassion always takes over. Like that time a man tripped, spilled his drink on you, then yelled at you like it was your fault. You didn’t get mad at him.
Did it ruin your favorite sweater? Yes, you could never get the stain out…
But did you feel bad that the man had to go back and pay for another drink? You did, because that’s how you were.
The first time you met Satoru Gojo, you thought he was amazing—he had asked for your number from a mutual friend and took you out on a date. He was a gentleman the entire time, of course. You may even go so far as to say it was one of the best dates you’ve ever been on, though you hadn’t been on many.
He had taken you on many amazing dates since then, and you actually started dating not long after the first one. But it was 2 weeks into the relationship that you realized he was the most annoying person you’ve ever met.
Sure, you’re thinking 2 weeks is fast, but remember, we’re talking about Gojo.
It started with little things that you chose to ignore: leaving the toilet seat up, talking with his mouth full, not finishing the small amount of soda left in the can. I mean, come on, just drink it!!!
Then it moved on to the PDA in public. You’re a shy person, turning red at the smallest things: trying to feed you in restaurants, grabbing your waist when walking, having you sit on his lap on trains even though the seat next to him is open. "You don't want the dirty seat on your clean pants," he'd say.
Those things frustrated you because you weren’t used to them, but like always, you didn’t say anything.
The first time you got annoyed by Gojo was on your 2nd date as an official couple. It was a double date with his best friend, Geto, and his girlfriend. You guys went to dinner, laughed, and chatted, then went to a bar.
You learned two things that night:
Gojo is a lightweight, and he’s completely embarrassing when drunk.
After 5 back-to-back shots, Geto and he were racing to see who would tap out first— it was him; he wanted to dance with you. You knew it was a bad idea when he was stumbling while walking through the crowd, but he swore he was fine.
Dancing was actually going well… until he tried to get way too close to you and tripped, making you both almost fall. While you were able to catch your balance, he slammed straight into a girl. Of course, the girl’s boyfriend got upset, threatening to fight Gojo. You tried your best to get your boyfriend to just leave, but if he says what he wants when he’s sober, of course it’ll be worse when drunk.
“Don’t be mad at me because–um... because your girlfriend is ugly and mine is hotter than yours!” Then he laughed. In his face.
Yeah, he didn’t see the punch coming. Let's just say his jaw hurt for a week after that.
Of course you were annoyed! The night was going great, and it came to an abrupt stop just because he drank more than he knew he should. You didn’t even want to go home with him that night; you had Suguru take him home and babysit him.
The next day he showed up at your place with a Build-A-Bear that had a voice box in it of him saying, ‘I’m sowwy’. You forgave him, with his promise of it never happening again.
After unlocking this unknown emotion, it spread to other aspects of your life, even when Gojo wasn’t there.
Not long after that night, the same man-spilling-drink-on-shirt bit happened. The only difference is this time, instead of apologizing for no reason, you yelled at the man to look where he’s going. Although you did feel like a bitch later for yelling at him, you felt strangely giddy about it— ‘Is this what it’s like to not be walked all over?’ you thought.
There are times like that when you want to thank your boyfriend for being annoying, but there are also times like now, when you want to kill him for it.
“Why not! You’re not doing anything!” He whines. “I am doing something, I’m cooking ramen.” “You’re just watching it boil, that’s not cooking!” No matter how many times you push him away, he clings right back to you, as if his hands are magnetized to your body. What is it that he could possibly be begging for? He wants to cuddle.
“Please! I just wanna lay with my girlfriend!”
“Wait 'til I finish eating.” You may as well have told him to die with the way he slides down to the floor dramatically. Looking up at you from where he lies on his back, he tugs at your pants leg. “Join me down here, it’s nice.”
“I’m not lying on the kitchen floor.”
“You’re right, stay where you are. I like the view from down here.”
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First written post! Yayy! Also first non enha post so that’s fun. I’d like to write about more characters in the future so lmk if you’d like to see that. Also reminder that request are open and so is my taglist! Also first time writing soooo yeah ok byebye