Oxfords Not Brogues

15:Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:

“I like it. It generally feels very nice and it can be a way to show that I am taken with my partner, that I have intention to cherish them rather than use them.”

16:Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

“A girl once tried to bring me to orgasm without touching my penis. It did not work.”

17:Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

“Yes. It was fine. I would not do it again.”

18:Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

“Now this is interesting. I am not sure if I can impregnate a woman of any race and I do not intend to find out so with a woman I will always use protection. However with a man, I know I am clean and if he is as well, I see no need for a condom.”

19:Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?

“All my professors have been old or mean. A sad thing, I know.”

20:A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

42:What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

“My hand. Lubrication. What else could I need? Cold plastic is no way to romance yourself.”

43:Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?

“I work from my home so yes.”

44:Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?

“Never in a million lives. Planes are far too scary.”

45:What is one song you’d like to have sex to?

“The Sound by The 1975.”

46:What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

“Grapes perhaps.”

47:Most attractive celebrity?

“Celebrities are perfect projections of people. The images and words we hear them speak are tailored. I do not find projections to be pleasing.”

48:Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

“I do not. It is simple enough to imagine the one I am enamored with above below or beside me.”

49:If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?

“A week or so.”

50:Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?

“Not to my knowledge. That seems a vengeful act and I try hard to satisfy and dote upon people I take to bed.”

51:What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?

“Sex toys. Simply not my style.”

52:Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)

“I do not grow so no.”

53:Do you like giving head? (why/why not)

“I do. Because I enjoy giving my partners pleasure.”

54:How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

“They are fine. I would prefer they were not there. Flesh is lovely enough as is.”

55:How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

"When is the last time you ate?"

"Let me get you a glass of water."

"You can lay down in my bed if you need to."

"Don't cry, you're going to be fine."

"You're safe, I've got you."

"You're fever's too high, you're delirious."

"Sleep it off."

"Can I get you anything?"

"Here, vomit in this."

"You've been out for days. I was worried you were dead."

"When is the last time you slept?"

"How bad does your stomach hurt?"

"How long have you had that cough?"

"Hold on. You're too sick to go anywhere."

"I'll get you a blanket, you're going to be here for a while."

"Let's go home, you're too sick."

"I can do that, just go back to bed."

"Maybe you should go to the doctor."

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

4: Something that never fails to make you horny:

5: Where is one place you would never have sex:

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:

9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:

10: Top or bottom?

11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]

12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?

13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:

15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:

16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?

20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

21: How big is too big:

22: One sexual thing you would never do:

23: Biggest turn on:

24: Three spots that drive you insane:

25: Worst possible time to get horny:

26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:

27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:

28: How much fapping is too much fapping:

29: Best sexual complement you ever got:

30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:

31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:

32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"

33: What your favorite part of your body:

34: Favorite foreplay activities:

35: Love (>,

36: What do you wear to bed?

37: When was the first time you masturbated:

38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?

41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?

44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?

45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?

46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

47: Most attractive celebrity?

48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?

50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?

51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?

52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)

53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)

54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?

58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)

59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?

60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?

61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

62: Do you watch porn?

63: How small is too small?

64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?

67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?

68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?

69: If you could give yourself head, would you?

70: Booty or Boobs?

71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?

72: Have you ever been on an official date?

73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?

75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?

77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina

I owe:

@heechul-ia

@rivaldinovondila-ia

@wonshik-ia

@tegoshi-ia

@kanoeiji-ia

@yoongi-ia x2

I am owed:

@seungie-ia

@thunder-ia

@yura-ia

@anaikatesch-ia

@kimhyolyn-ia

The trouble wasn’t with the people and it wasn’t with the places. It was the interface, the overlap, the aura of the place. The men who spent hours primping to look like they spent minutes throwing on clothes. The women who wore flashy makeup or none at all, too little clothing or too much. Every dive bar was the same. Every club and every pub. The night, alcohol, the heat, they drew a certain type of person, one that Sungyeol counted himself among. He often spent hours smoothing the blemishes from his face and lining his eyes with dark black, selecting the perfect pair of pants to outline his assets just right.

But even among those such as himself, the drum beat pounding in his chest and the sweat rolling down his chest grew old. The women and men throwing themselves at each other in desperate attempts to find bedwarmers for the night grew tiring. On such a night that he felt that his favorite dive bar would only grow the black pit he felt in his chest, he was wandering through a small park in the village. On a bench, seemingly doing nothing was a woman Sungyeol was pretty sure he recognized. He did not know her name but he would much prefer a somewhat familiar face to any girl he would find tonight. The seat next to her was free and he was feeling forward, more so than usual, so he sat down next to her and nodded. “Forgive me my intrusion but do you attend Insolitus Academy? And could you use some company on this cold evening?” He crossed his legs and pointed in the general direction of one of the galleries in town. “There is a wine tasting and art viewing going on.”