Random Writing Blog

ichisaki: you will fight everyone who says leo/need is boring. JUST LOOK AT THESE TWO? THE POTENTIAL FOR DRAMA AND FLUFF? UNRIVALLED

Aone: You can't beat me, I lack eyebrows Tanaka: If I ever rule a country, instead of saluting, we'll dab Nishinoya: Today was a productive day. I stabbed a Pepsi Kita: The merciful despacito gods Kiyoko: horror au: everyone is straight now Osamu: It's okay, we'll revive him with pasta salad Kageyama: If you're an egg, you're a dumbass Lev: Mario's looking really happy, completely destroying capitalism Oikawa: Calm down... he said sexily Bokuto: By day, I'm your dad. By night, I'm your mom, and in the afternoons I'm whatever you want Kuroo: The relationship between my best friend and I can be summarized by the fact that we accuse each other of being furries, and then we aggressively meow at each other Sugawara: Hey, what the hell? Just tell them to go fuck themselves. And calm down Koganegawa: So, to recruit this one guy I need to recruit his childhood friend. and to recruit his childhood friend I need to pLAY SOCCER AGAINST DINOSAURS Hinata: What is that microwave in the hallway for? Tsukishima: The teachers will throw it at you if you misbehave Hinata: Cual es tu motherfucking name, joder? Yamamoto: Everything is losses today. First fortnite kid leaves. And now you do this to me Alisa: The L in LGBT is for Luigi. I am An LL, THE Luigi Lesbian Asahi: Animal Crossing: Survival Mode Matsukawa: Youtube recommended me a Romeo and Cinderella cover sung by Spongebob, and now I'm gonna make it your problem too Hanamaki: The best way to start Pride Month is calling people out for Homestuck Crimes Kinoshita: It was worth the risk. Or the dick, cause I have seen a lot Fukunaga: As far as I know, you can't make a baby breath out fire Atsumu: I'm the seer of... Time? Heart? Seer of I FUCKING KNEW IT. HELL YEAH! Konoha: IGNORE MY GAY NINJA EPIPHANY, WON'T YOU Ushijima: I ended up breaking the floor by beyblade-ing too hard Natsu: And that's all I am now. A communist baby Yaku: Do you know what's the difference between fruit milkshakes and fruit juice? Can't be the milk, some juices have milk too Lev: ... fuit Shirabu: In the game of cardboard, either you win or you die Hoshiumi: He has lost tiny privileges. if he calls anyone else short, I'll have to arrest him Kenma: Bowser is actually a gay icon because in Mario 64, when you throw him Mario says "So long, gay Bowser!", which compliments Luigi being a literal disaster gay. In this essay I will- Nishinoya: You tell them, Hinata! Just because we're short doesn't mean we can't stab them Saeko: TODAY I LEARNED THAT LESBIANISMS CAN SOLVE LITERALLY ANYTHING That one nationals guy and his gf, I forgot their names: WE ARE JUST OMNIPRESENT Miwa: BIG LESBIAN ENERGY WITH A KNIFE Tendou: If I were your government assigned magical girl companion, I'd give you the power to arson Suna: Hello. My name is Suna Rintarou, and I'm a normal girl, except I'm Satan Takeda: And the road trip ended with the whole class singing Baby Shark Daichi: My life is weird and my hats are many Kenma: So while we were playing Animal Crossing, Lev wrote "penis" on the board and then I tried to behead him with my axe Yukie: Mutual morosexuality. The beautifulest kind of love Futakuchi: DOES AONE IS EYEBROWS I'M DYING HERE Iwaizumi: ARE YOU STUPID OR DO YOU EAT SOUP WITH A FORK!? Us: Things would be easier if I was in charge. Everyone could be gay Yachi: I was panicking because I thought I missed the bus. I was inside the bus Gin: Fuck, Suna, you look like you should sleep for 3 thousand years Semi: You all should know lyric videos written in Comic Sans are not trustworthy Yamaguchi: You WILL heal. This is a threat. Where's that Goku post- Goshiki: My dad (Tendou) told me he casually licks lemons. In no time, I will too Aran: I just can't compete against Kansai Logic

Akiteru: My brother placed a pair of crocs under my bed and I am scared

Ukai: [sternly] Do you know what this means...? No, I don’t either

Kindaichi: Hello, I’m Kindaichi, I like books, I’m Veget- Kunimi: -A, PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS

DaiSuga: Your fav dynamic team mom/team dad. You either hate the mama crow papa crow characterizations with a burning passion or love them unconditionally

KageHina: You came for the rivals to lovers and stayed for the idiots sharing a braincell 

NishiTana: bros being bros... dudes being dudes... guys being gays... also you thrive on chaos 

TsukkiYama: You... have a crush on your best friend. Or you're a softboy and yearn for a salty s/o like Tsukki 

AsaNoya: Either you want a s/o so tall you can climb them or you want an s/o that's small but super feral. Also height difference is your SHIT

UkaTake: You saw DaiSuga and went “MOVE OUT, THESE ARE THE TRUE DADS” and here you are 

IwaOi: you started like "aww, they're childhood friends!" and you ended like [INCOHERENT SOBBING] 

TsukiKage / TsukiHina: You want your rivals to lovers in the sense that the rivals kinda bite each other’s heads off 

HinaYama: You... Don't like Tsukki. At all. 

KenHina: You think Hinata deserves someone who loves him BECAUSE he has a single working braincell, and not despite that. That or you want a catboy gamer sugar daddy 

KuroKen: Childhood friends to lovers is probably your favorite trope. Also you go feral and/or die everytime Kuroo stares softly at Kenma 

DaiYui: If you see ONE MORE POST, ONE MORE POST of people being mean to Yui you will start biting ankles 

KiyoYachi: You probably kin Yachi. Or just want some wlws, Furudate, we’re begging you- 

KanoYachi: You just want good things for both of them. and honestly, who wouldn't 

TanaYama: You took that one time Yamaguchi was like "There are some hot bald guys" And ran with it. Very, very far 

KiyoTana: You refuse to believe either of them are straight. Or you're straight yourself 

Ennotana: You saw it somewhere as a background ship and were pleasantly surprised when you saw that they're actually kinda gay together 

BokuAka: Oh, you DEFINITELY did not expect them to be this gay. But they are. Oh-ho-ho they are 

YamaYachi: You think Yams' crush on Yachi is the cutest thing. And you probably think Yams deserves better than Tsukishima 

TsukiYamaYachi: YOU JUST WANT GOOD THINGS FOR YAMS. HE DESERVES THE WORLD. ANYTHING HE WANTS, HE SHOULD HAVE IT. and if you don’t think so too i will personally prosecute you

TsukiYamaYachiKageHina: the whole gang is here! You want a spin off where they're roommates SOOOOO bad. Also you think polyamory is the solution to every problem 

TsukiKuroo: You’re sure the person Tsukki ends up with must be someone who thrives on his bullshit 

BoKuroo: Same as TanaNoya but you like pretty boys like, a lot 

MiwAliSaeko (or any combination of those): As I said before. Furudate. Give us wlws. Or we’ll cry. Really hard 

AkiSaeko: You think Tanaka and Tsukki being family is hilarious. And it is. Tsukki would fucking hate it. Tanaka is crying. Out of joy? Out of anger? Who knows 

AkaKen: You think tired boys should stick together. And you probably also ship BoKuroo 

MatsuMaki: Your favorite dynamic is memelords causing ruckus together 

KitAran: I have NEVER seen this ship on tumblr. But like. they're cute? Am I tripping balls? Help? 

YaKuroo: You probably think Kuroo and Yaku are the true Nekoma parents. And you're right 

YakuLev: I haven't seen people ship it for any reason in specific, they're just vibing. And honestly? Good for them 

TsukiYachi: You think Tsukishima being soft to Yachi that one time was the sweetest thing. Also you’re into some dramatic irony, since Yams- Yeah.

YamaYama: You came because their ship name is funny, but before you knew it you were shipping it genuinely and HOW DID YOU GET THERE? 

DaiKuroo: You really, really, really like buff guys 

SakuKage: You... Are my little brother 

KogaGoshi: they're two flavors of being excited so obviously they should kiss

Kindaichi x Kunimi: You think quiet support is the best kind of support, your type is the "Those Two Guys" Trope or you think the deepest, most romantic conversations have happened in front of a sink 

AoHina: Why are people so mean to Aone? Is it because he doesn't have eyebrows? Aone is BABY and he is SUPER CUTE hear me out!!! 

Name: Luca

Age: 21

Pronouns: she/her

Sexuality: lesbian

Birthday: March 15th

Likes: Designing, taking characters who deserved more and giving them that, rambling about what she likes, sweets, stargazing, rivals to lovers, making people laugh, drawing, writing, being told x thing or y character reminded someone of her, voice acting, translation flukes, going to bed late and getting up even later