Silver's #1 fan 🩷🗝

Throwback to the time my little sister asked me how literally everything was invented

Since Google is useless now I propose the new phrase "Wikipedia is free" when someone tries to derail a post they know jack shit about

hello child on the internet. i am a content creator with more influence and power than you have. i don’t like what you’ve said online, so i’ll be quote-tweeting you now to express that, if that’s alright. yeah it’ll send droves of harassment to you. yeah they’ll probably run you off the internet. this is completely fair, and if it isn’t, i never meant for it to happen. i’m the good guy here, okay?

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...