Chaz's lawyer atm

YOURE OUR PRIDE AND JOY ARTHURZIN!!!! WE GOT INTO THIS TOURNAMENT, ITS ESSENTIALLY WINNING FOR A FANDOM LIKE OURS!!!! SURVIVE APOCALYPSE, ARTHUR!!!! OUR TRUE TUMBLR SEXYMAN!!!

⭐️CB News⭐️ (6/8)

So Deacon lost the Tumblr Sexyman poll, as expected... but we still got over 5000 votes while up against a huge fandom, we convinced some people to start reading CB, and even got people mad at us bc their feeds were filled with Deacon propaganda, so I think we still accomplished something!!

Some cramazing posters/fanart people made:

(sorry if I missed anyone)

Thank you @kitkat-the-muffin @nevernovember @deacon-propaganda2026 @demon-deacon-official @biroasedemon @decadentkittencrown @sandstorm-or-smth @ginny-weasley-is-the-best @rene-of-the-blackouts for all your dedication to spreading the word, scoring us alliances with other fandoms, etc.

And a special shoutout to @vote-deacon-hollow for putting up posters around Philadelphia which actually got someone to vote for Deacon, we appreciate you🙏

While Deacon may have lost, Buddy is currently winning this Hear Me Out contest poll!! (2 more days left to vote)⬇️

It's not as big as the sexyman contest obviously but it's still extra promotion for CB!!

If there's anything I missed lmk

(the humans are pirates and keys are sirens)

Summary:

When Captain Deacon Hollow's aunt (and former navigator) falls ill, he and his crew set sail aboard the Hollow Skull in search of the cure: a magic elixir that's said to grant wishes. Together they must race against time in order to find it before their rival ship, X Librity. But when it becomes clear their quest will fail without the help of sirens, the captain must abandon his morals to strike a deal with the deceitful creatures, unaware of the dark secrets they are keeping from him.

pirate crews-

( @nevernovember this is the one where wave and his gf are both evil btw )

Not because she wanted to see the world, but because she was generous enough to let the world see her.

Our villianess had read of Paris in many of the magazines, which described the city as a seat of fashion. So naturally, she had to grace this place first.

Italy was dazzled by her. She graciously allowed a human to row her around in Venice.

Shimmering radiant Violet was impressed by the open fields of the Alps. Having spent all of her existence in a library, it was a welcome departure. Although she found the lack of anti-cow rampage measures quite concerning.

To Africa. No book could have prepared our villianess for the feel of sand and the scorch of the sun. Walking in sand was especially difficult with those heels. She missed her brother Nox, for she doesn't even have to ask him to hold an umbrella to shade her from the sun. But Nox must stay away from this place, for he is mortal and fragile and real lions, elephants and giraffes might crush him to death which can't be risked.

She approved of the fine marble Taj Mahal and was of the opinion that a glittering monument be built in her honour too.

Japan was pretty. The humans had the decency to not grow too tall. The aerial view of the skytower allowed her to bless the city from up above.

She said Bronze would enjoy Brazil and refused to elaborate.

Last stop was Bali, where she was joined by her siblings and Nox's human.