cat vom

Lmfao

“You put so much ginger in this it’s a Weasley” 💀

Yall

Like Gordon is savage yall. Comes straight for the jugular. Roasts people as well as he roasts chicken. 

The olive oil one took me all the way out. Like… 😂😂😂😂😂

i can only relate to people who are complete loners & afraid of everything 

people who live in snowy places are SO bitchy about it like miss nature makes herself gorgeous for you and you’re like wah its cold? wah its dark? wah its so inconvenient? fuck OFF you live inside a beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale. look me in the eye and tell me you’d rather just have mud you pussy

somebody from southern california that doesn’t experience seasons wrote this

ohohohoh but don’t forget guys! underneath all that slush? lies ice and you WILL slip on it.

People who haven’t been to the ER for ice-related injuries do not interact

#winter is great! #IN THEORY (via @kaava)

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour