Welcome to the Love Lagoon

How am I supposed to get the recommended 8 hours of sleep a night when there's so much slutty fan fiction to read!?

Girls shoot their shot by including you in their fake scenarios in their head before bed

sorry for being a hater i want to be a lover but everything pisses me off

i have princess in a tower disorder (uncontrollable isolation)

i think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

“what are you doing this weekend” i am going to fantasy land. i am hiding under the covers in bed. i am making things up. i am contemplating events that didnt happen. i am talking to fake people. i am listening to my tunes. i am envisioning scenarios

Work chapstick. Car chapstick. Nightstand chapstick. Bathroom chapstick. Jacket pocket chapstick.Bag chapstick. You have to be prepared.

i love my bed so much i love that i am in it right now and its warm and soft and that im here in my bed and i love it

ever since I was little I knew I wanted to dedicate my formative years to imagining fictional scenarios