Sunblossom Sucks

Looks like that car drove right past the stop sign and right off the edge of the world, err, I mean e-mail.

This constitutes a reduction of amenities with no corresponding reduction in rent.

The lack of this gate working screws up being able to U-turn at the light.

Sunblossom is world renowned for featuring dozens of sharp, rusty lightbulbs such as these!

I hope that’s not a structural beam, and if so, that’s scary...

Only Sunblossom features pools of nuclear waste and toddler shit!

*Actually never mind, we’re just gonna keep all your money and then take even more every 6 months until we bleed you dry.

Gross!

That’s bad, right?

These tiles have been like this for years. What is the problem Mr. Birney???

Does Sunblossom also own stock in auto repair companies?

Those aren’t disgusting trash flies, they’re... friendship flies!

Here’s what it looks like after your Sunblossom Sink is done vomiting uncontrollably.

Why bother vomiting yourself, when all you need to do is turn on a faucet?