skye

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

once youve met tgirl youll never stop wanting to beat parents to death with your bare hands

Whatever you thought this was gonna be like, I promise you it's not that

daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.

Nobody is the top or the bottom they don't even have sex they just stand next to each other and occasionally try to kill each other and that's like sex for them

Mirabelle is such a gamer to me in my mind. Not even in the stereotypical "oh cute girl plays crazy video games" like I just think you could legitimately put any video game in front of her and give her like a day and she's running that shit like the navy.

me: So then we take the liquified wood pulp, and dry it again, into these thin sheets. caveman: [confused, but trying to keep up] uh huh. me: And we take the graphite stick - it doesn't need to be wrapped in wood like this, but we like making them this way so you don't get graphite on your hands. And that's what we draw with. caveman: [eyes lighting up] Oohhh so you use the wood pulp sheets to paint on them, like hides? me: Exactly! And now, you could use this method to draw anything you can visualise with your mind's eye, but for the sake of this demonstration, let's draw a vision of a woman with features of an animal whose powers and traits she represents, and a figure that is stylised and exaggerated beyond what nature really allows. caveman: As wide as she is tall, with tits to match? me: Exactly. caveman: This is the only sensible use of this technology.

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

i still would tbh