Eve: I hate everyone and everything

Eve: I love elane she’s so beautiful she’s my bae

Eve: I hate mare barrow

Eve: wait no mare is actually okay

Eve: I SHIP MARECAL MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE

Eve: ew

After reading KC:

Wait what! It ends like that! Like…how…fdhggjgdgjgsghhmllg. How could she!!!

A few days (Reconstruction) after KC:

It’s ok. I will make it. Wait, what if I don’t make it? What if I die?! I will never be able to read rq4! I would never be able to read anything with Maven, Mare, Cal, Evangeline, Kilorn, Farley, Clara or even Iris agin!!!!!!

Title reveal:

War Storm. Ok. WAR storm. War.

Day before release:

I can do this. I have waited *clears throat* more than a year for this book, and can wait one more day to see and comfort all my children.

One chapter in:

This will be my end. *manic laughter*

¼ the way through WS:

*Opens mouth* *closes mouth* okay.

½ Way through WS:

I’m fine. You know. I’m fine. *shakes head*

¾ way through WS:

The only comfort I have is that they need Maven, and when someone needs someone they don’t want them to die. Right?

Chapter 37:

Maven’s dead. He’s… he’s dead. Like Mare stabbed him. And with a letter opener! A LETTER OPENER!!!! He was better than that!!

Day after reading WS:

Wait a minute Miss Aveyard…

* Texting friend at 1:00Am* What if Mavens not dead! What if he’s Alive! *takes 2 hours to explain poorly written theories* See? See?! There was no body, and when there’s no body, there’s no death. I’m right. I know I’m right!!!!!!

Cal: Fire has no mercy

Iris: Water has no mercy

Farley: The dawn has no mercy

Cal: I will marry her, I love her more then the crown

Maven: yeah right and I will get married to a lakelander

* in war storm *

Maven: * gets married to Iris *

Maven: dAmN IT!

Evangeline: HEY GUYS HEY IM BACK WITH THIS BECAUSE ITS AMAZING

Eve: BE YOU DONT STOP BEING YOURSELF

eve: THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME BTW

Eve: ALSO DONT LISTEN TO PEOPLE WHO BRING YOU DOWN OR NEGATIVE PEOPLE WHO PREVENT YOU FROM BEING YOURSELF.

Eve: except me because I’m just naturally a bitch

It’s possible the girl he thought he loved is gone. I know what that’s like too, to love someone who doesn’t really exist.

☂︎

But Maven isn’t finished. He takes a step, not forward but to the side. In my direction. The full force of his gaze almost knocks me out of my seat. “And I want to die the way my mother did,” he says plainly, as if asking for an extra blanket.

Again I feel too stunned to think. All I can do is keep my jaw locked in place so my mouth won’t gape open in shock.

Maven: *betrays everyone*

Me:

lets add some uwu’s *pours two cups in*, some…oh yes a crown, lets add loyalty *pours the whole cup in*, patience, lOTS OF FIRE, love, some silver blood, some smarts, some cuteness and hotness, I think that’s it, SEND HIM DOWN BOYS

Lets add some pain *pours a gallon* oops* lets add someee amazing blue eyes that are actually cold deep down. Yeah. *pours a cup* Some hotness here, and there. That’s enough. I think. *pours some betrayal* and now I’ll let his mom do the rest of the damage. Yikes.

my brain: Don’t say it

Don’t say it

Don’t say it

Don’t say it

Don’t say it

Don’t say it

Don’t say it

Don’t say it

Me: I've seen this show/book before but ignored it the first couple of times. I guess I should at least give it a chance...

*Enters Fandom*

*Fandom is on fire filled with the screams of fangirls waiting for the next season/book set to come out in a few weeks after waiting two years*

Mare: im sorry i cant talk, im at a funeral

Maven: aw who died?