silhouettes.

Why are you in my office?

Because I wanted to pay my best friend a visit.

“Fine, but the bears will get you.” She stated, as if it were a fact.

Hey! There it is, I knew I did something sciencey. Thanks, Miss Kennedy.

You’re welcome. I’m surprised you forgot that though, did you have a “late” night?

I woke up and forgot my major, so I’ve just been trying out different classes all day. I felt most at home in childcare, except I was told I do not possess the right hips for childbearing, so I’d have a tricky nine months… Do people think I’m a seahorse?

Maybe just stick to neuroscience, Sean.

I was hoping you’d be forced to show off your moves, can’t blame a guy for trying. Manly dork though, and you know that’s true.

This is why you’re a gross pig, Falcon. 

Yeah, Summer Falcon made you sound like an undercover agent that’s also a stripper any way. Jason Kennedy made me sound like a politician. Wait, J.F Kennedy… Oh my shit.

It didn’t help that you were always telling people that’s what I was. You’re such a dork, Jason Falcon Kennedy. I hope you know that.

Nah, not any more. I bet they’re missing Kennedy and Falcon, the power duo.

Or Summer Falcon and Jason Kennedy, our undercover names... which now that I think about it, wasn’t much as undercover names goes.

But we’re better, because we’re law enforcement.

Were law enforcement, unless you’re still in the police academy.

We’re cool though, right? Stanford ‘till the end.

Stanford until the end.

You’re right, that is. You and I though, that’s magical. 

And it’ll stay magical. In your dreams.

Wait until I sleep with Callie, then go right ahead.

Gross.

No one really cares about painting anymore. Dancing seems way cooler.

Then maybe you should have taken a degree in that.

Oh, that’s not a good face. I’m sorry, I take it back.

One day, I’m going to kill you in your sleep.

Art and Self Defense. 

Cool.

No, what I need is to get laid. Up for it?

Uh - well, technically I didn’t? At first, I went straight into the military. But I came back and my dad said “get your degree son, this ain’t gonna last you a lifetime!” so I ended up getting my teaching degree at East Carolina University. 

Oh, I have a friend who did that. What do you teach?