I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of natureβs most prolific machines met and were like βhmmm. We should lay around and do nothing togetherβ. Now weβre both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all
Humans keeping cats and dogs as family members is like three prodigy assassins being introduced in the back of a shady nightclub and 45 minutes later theyβre 6 crunchwrap supremes deep passing a blunt in the back of a shag carpeted Volkswagen microbus rating Oreo varietals by fuckability
tumblr users have the unique ability to string together sentences never before seen in all of human history and yet they conjure up such specific visceral imagery that you canβt help but be a little in awe. and i think thatβs beautiful
Love and peace on planet earth
























