in our rooms that belong to us and only to us

no shade hänschen would definitely have chatgpt on his homescreen i fear

moritz. moritz my boy. my son. little german boy who should not have access to a gun. i will give him a grand. moritz. moritz don't tell the angels shit moritz. they don't need to know if you played pirates moritz. moritz come back.

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

it's lwk silly to me how they say bitch like a million times in the span of 4 minutes at the beginning of the show and then say it 3 more times in the rest of the show

just saw the worst ragebait of my entire life get me out of here. it's "tonys" not "tonies" STOP STOP STOPPPPPPPP