Oops It’s All Neon Themed Now

Fischl: Thy mother is so obtuse, she postulates that Barbatos is a hilichurl!

Bennett: Joke’s on you, I don’t have a mom!

Fischl: Fine! Thy father is so—

Bennett: Which one??

(For or about them)

A/N: Just for funsies between writing :D

Albedo

I was already wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.

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Ayato

Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

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Childe

If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back.

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Diluc

“So… you come here often?”

“Y/N, I work here.”

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Itto

Are you http because without you I’m ://

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Heizou

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

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Kaeya

„Excuse me, were you talking to me?“

„No?”

“Well then, please start.”

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Tighnari

You look so familiar – didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

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Thoma

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

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Venti

Trust me, I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.

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Zhongli

*Turns on lamp for reading*

„You might as well call me that lamp.“

„Why…“

„Because you turn me on“

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Impulse, from a distance: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

Scar: IT'S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!

Grian: You mean a WATER BUCKET?!

Pearl: *SCREAMS*

*Distant explosions*

etho’s shopping addiction is a disease (endearing)