La Vida Da, La Vida Quita

shoutout to my sensitive bitches we out here crying !!! weep girl weep

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

im not even the type of guy to go "actually it's frankenstein's MONSTER" because a painting by rembrandt or picasso or any other artist is often called "a rembrandt" or "a picasso" as shorthand. so in this respect frankenstein's monster can be considered "a frankenstein"

darling I love your 8 foot tall patchwork flesh creature, it really livens up the place. is that an authentic frankenstein?

it's only a true frankenstein if it was produced in the frankenstein region of switzerland. otherwise it's just a sparkling homunculus

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

literally my dad

you've been summoned for july duty

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving