La Vida Da, La Vida Quita

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

i promise you that white man is not underrated

"I think our pace today without the damage, I think we could have been challenging for the win." i love when he gets like this 😌 the thing about disaster races like today when nothing goes his way and he still manages to pull through with a surprisingly good result is that he looks at himself in the mirror and goes "fawwk i'm really HIM 🫦"

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.