La Vida Da, La Vida Quita

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

“Pie, serves 8” yes I 8 it all

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ohhhhj the mischevious smiler....

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

if you’re listing out f1 “generational talents” and you skip lewis then you’re literally just racist

“Wherever there are birds, there is hope.” ― Mehmet Murat Ildan

you can be scared, overwhelmed, and uncertain but still be capable of doing it anyway

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year