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F is for friends who dO STUFF WITHOUT YOU

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

Don’t fucking start with me this morning

Social anxiety level: “mentally rehearsing the word ‘Here!’ over and over before the professor calls your name during roll call”

Social Anxiety level: holding all your money from the moment you walk in the door so when you get in line to pay u don’t have to waste everyone’s time

Social anxiety level: Being done with your test before anyone else but not wanting to get up and walk to the front of class, so you wait until someone else stands up.

Social Anxiety level: Editing the fuck out of everything you say mentally, so that you don’t come off as annoying for saying too much by including unnecessary details no one asked for or care about.

Social anxiety level: never fucking blowing your nose in class even though you knOW youre the only one sniffling and its probably really annoying so you keep awkwardly waiting until nobody’s looking to wipe it on your sleeve

Social anxiety level: reciting the text in your school book because you know the teacher is going to call on you so you keep reciting the text to make sure you don’t stumble over your words because you fear everyone is going to laugh at you.