my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

spam me even if i’m not around. i’ll read everything like a book.

Do you ever just wonder if you cross someone’s mind as they’re driving home, doing dishes, laundry, the mundane things when it really matters

i love listening to MUSIC!!!!!! and imagining things happening

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to