"It's so boring, I just wanna die!"

BAD DOG DON’T TWIST MY WORDS I SAID YOU WERE UNUSUALLY PRETTY FOR A GUY

YOU FIND ME PRETTY

NO BETTER LOOKING THAN OTHER GUYS BUT NOT NECESSARILY PRETTY

IT SAID UNFAIRLY PRETTY AND YOU AGREED

OBJECTION I SAID LIKE I PARTIALLY SORT OF HALF AGREED THAT YOU WERE PRETTIER, I DID NOT AGREE THAT YOU ARE UNFAIRLY PRETTY

YOU SAID YOU SUPPOSE ITS TRUE

I WASN’T THINKING RIGHT OKAY THE ANON TRICKED ME I WAS DOUBLE CROSSED

BAD DOG DON’T TWIST MY WORDS I SAID YOU WERE UNUSUALLY PRETTY FOR A GUY

YOU FIND ME PRETTY

NO BETTER LOOKING THAN OTHER GUYS BUT NOT NECESSARILY PRETTY

IT SAID UNFAIRLY PRETTY AND YOU AGREED

OBJECTION I SAID LIKE I PARTIALLY SORT OF HALF AGREED THAT YOU WERE PRETTIER, I DID NOT AGREE THAT YOU ARE UNFAIRLY PRETTY

I’m not desperate!!

yes you areeee.. are you coming or should i sprint over to you, kiss you then run away again before you can do anything

why do you want to know? so you can follow me?~

no, I’m just.. curious

hm. well, if you must know, i’m going to my shipping container!

to go do what, huh? think and write about me some more?

you just lovee imagining me thinking about you, don’t you chuu-ya-kun?

no..but I know it’s true, asshole!

you sureee are convinced, little mr romeo

are you implying that you’re my Juliet?

no way.. although i do appreciate juliet’s eventual suicide! we have that in common

so I’m “little mr Romeo” and you and Juliet have something and common..

..i’m not about to kiss your dead body before stabbing myself if that’s what you’re getting at

well..not quite what I was getting at but alright

gasp, are you implying that if we commit double suicide together the sheep and the port mafia will join forces? i knew you could be clever!!

o-oh, what’s that? did chuuya just call me smart? could you say it again a little louder?~

NO! SHUT UP!!

aww but i thought you liked my voice

wh-what? no..!

somebody’s getting flustered~

no I’m not, you jerk! (｡•̀ ⤙ •́ ｡ꐦ) !!!

if you say so.. (⌒▽⌒)

why, do you want me to be..?

perhaps, it is funny to watch.. and kinda cute

eh? what was that..?

i said it’s funny! silly slug..

you called me cute.

i did no such thing, you must be hallucinating

nope! THE Osamu Dazai thinks I’m cute!

yes you do! or else you wouldn’t be all defensive about it!!

no i don’t!! i’m not defensive, i just find it difficult to imagine who would find a slimy slug like you cute!

you don’t need to imagine yourself

auditory hallucinations.. yknow, like with school bells.. or wishful thinking

just admit you think I’m cute

i don’t think that though.. and hypothetically if i did i would never admit it

correct, no cuteness

uh-huh, okay..

i speak only the truth

the truth being that me being flustered is cute?

woah, chuuya sure is desperate for me to call him cute, huh?

DESPERATE? as if!!

chibi.. maybe take a look at this entire reblog chain.. you are clearly desperate

even if I were desperate—which i certainly am not!—you’re just as bad!

wha- i am not!! need i remind you how you kissed me without being bribed?

need i remind you that you wanted to do it again?

need i remind you that you were the first one to ask for a second time, and you invited me to sleep in your bed?

I AGREED TO ONE, I DIDN’T EXPLICITLY ASK FOR ONE!

still wanted it~!

NEUTRAL, i was neutral towards it

yeah, yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night.

bold of you to assume i sleep

so you’re all romantic with me at the threat of dying by my hands? I see..

i’m all romantic at the threat of dying by anybody’s hands, i’m suicidal (￣∀￣)

BAD DOG DON’T TWIST MY WORDS I SAID YOU WERE UNUSUALLY PRETTY FOR A GUY

YOU FIND ME PRETTY

NO BETTER LOOKING THAN OTHER GUYS BUT NOT NECESSARILY PRETTY

I’m not desperate!!

yes you areeee.. are you coming or should i sprint over to you, kiss you then run away again before you can do anything

why do you want to know? so you can follow me?~

no, I’m just.. curious

hm. well, if you must know, i’m going to my shipping container!

to go do what, huh? think and write about me some more?

you just lovee imagining me thinking about you, don’t you chuu-ya-kun?

no..but I know it’s true, asshole!

you sureee are convinced, little mr romeo

are you implying that you’re my Juliet?

no way.. although i do appreciate juliet’s eventual suicide! we have that in common

so I’m “little mr Romeo” and you and Juliet have something and common..

..i’m not about to kiss your dead body before stabbing myself if that’s what you’re getting at

well..not quite what I was getting at but alright

gasp, are you implying that if we commit double suicide together the sheep and the port mafia will join forces? i knew you could be clever!!

o-oh, what’s that? did chuuya just call me smart? could you say it again a little louder?~

NO! SHUT UP!!

aww but i thought you liked my voice

wh-what? no..!

somebody’s getting flustered~

no I’m not, you jerk! (｡•̀ ⤙ •́ ｡ꐦ) !!!

if you say so.. (⌒▽⌒)

why, do you want me to be..?

perhaps, it is funny to watch.. and kinda cute

eh? what was that..?

i said it’s funny! silly slug..

you called me cute.

i did no such thing, you must be hallucinating

nope! THE Osamu Dazai thinks I’m cute!

yes you do! or else you wouldn’t be all defensive about it!!

no i don’t!! i’m not defensive, i just find it difficult to imagine who would find a slimy slug like you cute!

you don’t need to imagine yourself

auditory hallucinations.. yknow, like with school bells.. or wishful thinking

just admit you think I’m cute

i don’t think that though.. and hypothetically if i did i would never admit it

correct, no cuteness

uh-huh, okay..

i speak only the truth

the truth being that me being flustered is cute?

woah, chuuya sure is desperate for me to call him cute, huh?

DESPERATE? as if!!

chibi.. maybe take a look at this entire reblog chain.. you are clearly desperate

even if I were desperate—which i certainly am not!—you’re just as bad!

wha- i am not!! need i remind you how you kissed me without being bribed?

need i remind you that you wanted to do it again?

need i remind you that you were the first one to ask for a second time, and you invited me to sleep in your bed?

I AGREED TO ONE, I DIDN’T EXPLICITLY ASK FOR ONE!

still wanted it~!

NEUTRAL, i was neutral towards it

yeah, yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night.

bold of you to assume i sleep

BAD DOG DON’T TWIST MY WORDS I SAID YOU WERE UNUSUALLY PRETTY FOR A GUY

I’m not desperate!!

yes you areeee.. are you coming or should i sprint over to you, kiss you then run away again before you can do anything

why do you want to know? so you can follow me?~

no, I’m just.. curious

hm. well, if you must know, i’m going to my shipping container!

to go do what, huh? think and write about me some more?

you just lovee imagining me thinking about you, don’t you chuu-ya-kun?

no..but I know it’s true, asshole!

you sureee are convinced, little mr romeo

are you implying that you’re my Juliet?

no way.. although i do appreciate juliet’s eventual suicide! we have that in common

so I’m “little mr Romeo” and you and Juliet have something and common..

..i’m not about to kiss your dead body before stabbing myself if that’s what you’re getting at

well..not quite what I was getting at but alright

gasp, are you implying that if we commit double suicide together the sheep and the port mafia will join forces? i knew you could be clever!!

o-oh, what’s that? did chuuya just call me smart? could you say it again a little louder?~

NO! SHUT UP!!

aww but i thought you liked my voice

wh-what? no..!

somebody’s getting flustered~

no I’m not, you jerk! (｡•̀ ⤙ •́ ｡ꐦ) !!!

if you say so.. (⌒▽⌒)

why, do you want me to be..?

perhaps, it is funny to watch.. and kinda cute

eh? what was that..?

i said it’s funny! silly slug..

you called me cute.

i did no such thing, you must be hallucinating

nope! THE Osamu Dazai thinks I’m cute!

yes you do! or else you wouldn’t be all defensive about it!!

no i don’t!! i’m not defensive, i just find it difficult to imagine who would find a slimy slug like you cute!

you don’t need to imagine yourself

auditory hallucinations.. yknow, like with school bells.. or wishful thinking

just admit you think I’m cute

i don’t think that though.. and hypothetically if i did i would never admit it

correct, no cuteness

uh-huh, okay..

i speak only the truth

the truth being that me being flustered is cute?

woah, chuuya sure is desperate for me to call him cute, huh?

DESPERATE? as if!!

chibi.. maybe take a look at this entire reblog chain.. you are clearly desperate

even if I were desperate—which i certainly am not!—you’re just as bad!

wha- i am not!! need i remind you how you kissed me without being bribed?

need i remind you that you wanted to do it again?

need i remind you that you were the first one to ask for a second time, and you invited me to sleep in your bed?

I AGREED TO ONE, I DIDN’T EXPLICITLY ASK FOR ONE!

still wanted it~!

NEUTRAL, i was neutral towards it

yeah, yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night.

bold of you to assume i sleep

I’m not desperate!!

yes you areeee.. are you coming or should i sprint over to you, kiss you then run away again before you can do anything

why do you want to know? so you can follow me?~

no, I’m just.. curious

hm. well, if you must know, i’m going to my shipping container!

to go do what, huh? think and write about me some more?

you just lovee imagining me thinking about you, don’t you chuu-ya-kun?

no..but I know it’s true, asshole!

you sureee are convinced, little mr romeo

are you implying that you’re my Juliet?

no way.. although i do appreciate juliet’s eventual suicide! we have that in common

so I’m “little mr Romeo” and you and Juliet have something and common..

..i’m not about to kiss your dead body before stabbing myself if that’s what you’re getting at

well..not quite what I was getting at but alright

gasp, are you implying that if we commit double suicide together the sheep and the port mafia will join forces? i knew you could be clever!!

o-oh, what’s that? did chuuya just call me smart? could you say it again a little louder?~

NO! SHUT UP!!

aww but i thought you liked my voice

wh-what? no..!

somebody’s getting flustered~

no I’m not, you jerk! (｡•̀ ⤙ •́ ｡ꐦ) !!!

if you say so.. (⌒▽⌒)

why, do you want me to be..?

perhaps, it is funny to watch.. and kinda cute

eh? what was that..?

i said it’s funny! silly slug..

you called me cute.

i did no such thing, you must be hallucinating

nope! THE Osamu Dazai thinks I’m cute!

yes you do! or else you wouldn’t be all defensive about it!!

no i don’t!! i’m not defensive, i just find it difficult to imagine who would find a slimy slug like you cute!

you don’t need to imagine yourself

auditory hallucinations.. yknow, like with school bells.. or wishful thinking

just admit you think I’m cute

i don’t think that though.. and hypothetically if i did i would never admit it

correct, no cuteness

uh-huh, okay..

i speak only the truth

the truth being that me being flustered is cute?

woah, chuuya sure is desperate for me to call him cute, huh?

DESPERATE? as if!!

chibi.. maybe take a look at this entire reblog chain.. you are clearly desperate

even if I were desperate—which i certainly am not!—you’re just as bad!

wha- i am not!! need i remind you how you kissed me without being bribed?

need i remind you that you wanted to do it again?

need i remind you that you were the first one to ask for a second time, and you invited me to sleep in your bed?

I AGREED TO ONE, I DIDN’T EXPLICITLY ASK FOR ONE!

still wanted it~!

NEUTRAL, i was neutral towards it

I’m not desperate!!

yes you areeee.. are you coming or should i sprint over to you, kiss you then run away again before you can do anything

why do you want to know? so you can follow me?~

no, I’m just.. curious

hm. well, if you must know, i’m going to my shipping container!

to go do what, huh? think and write about me some more?

you just lovee imagining me thinking about you, don’t you chuu-ya-kun?

no..but I know it’s true, asshole!

you sureee are convinced, little mr romeo

are you implying that you’re my Juliet?

no way.. although i do appreciate juliet’s eventual suicide! we have that in common

so I’m “little mr Romeo” and you and Juliet have something and common..

..i’m not about to kiss your dead body before stabbing myself if that’s what you’re getting at

well..not quite what I was getting at but alright

gasp, are you implying that if we commit double suicide together the sheep and the port mafia will join forces? i knew you could be clever!!

o-oh, what’s that? did chuuya just call me smart? could you say it again a little louder?~

NO! SHUT UP!!

aww but i thought you liked my voice

wh-what? no..!

somebody’s getting flustered~

no I’m not, you jerk! (｡•̀ ⤙ •́ ｡ꐦ) !!!

if you say so.. (⌒▽⌒)

why, do you want me to be..?

perhaps, it is funny to watch.. and kinda cute

eh? what was that..?

i said it’s funny! silly slug..

you called me cute.

i did no such thing, you must be hallucinating

nope! THE Osamu Dazai thinks I’m cute!

yes you do! or else you wouldn’t be all defensive about it!!

no i don’t!! i’m not defensive, i just find it difficult to imagine who would find a slimy slug like you cute!

you don’t need to imagine yourself

auditory hallucinations.. yknow, like with school bells.. or wishful thinking

just admit you think I’m cute

i don’t think that though.. and hypothetically if i did i would never admit it

correct, no cuteness

uh-huh, okay..

i speak only the truth

the truth being that me being flustered is cute?

woah, chuuya sure is desperate for me to call him cute, huh?

DESPERATE? as if!!

chibi.. maybe take a look at this entire reblog chain.. you are clearly desperate

even if I were desperate—which i certainly am not!—you’re just as bad!

wha- i am not!! need i remind you how you kissed me without being bribed?

need i remind you that you wanted to do it again?

need i remind you that you were the first one to ask for a second time, and you invited me to sleep in your bed?

I AGREED TO ONE, I DIDN’T EXPLICITLY ASK FOR ONE!

I’m not desperate!!

yes you areeee.. are you coming or should i sprint over to you, kiss you then run away again before you can do anything

why do you want to know? so you can follow me?~

no, I’m just.. curious

hm. well, if you must know, i’m going to my shipping container!

to go do what, huh? think and write about me some more?

you just lovee imagining me thinking about you, don’t you chuu-ya-kun?

no..but I know it’s true, asshole!

you sureee are convinced, little mr romeo

are you implying that you’re my Juliet?

no way.. although i do appreciate juliet’s eventual suicide! we have that in common

so I’m “little mr Romeo” and you and Juliet have something and common..

..i’m not about to kiss your dead body before stabbing myself if that’s what you’re getting at

well..not quite what I was getting at but alright

gasp, are you implying that if we commit double suicide together the sheep and the port mafia will join forces? i knew you could be clever!!

o-oh, what’s that? did chuuya just call me smart? could you say it again a little louder?~

NO! SHUT UP!!

aww but i thought you liked my voice

wh-what? no..!

somebody’s getting flustered~

no I’m not, you jerk! (｡•̀ ⤙ •́ ｡ꐦ) !!!

if you say so.. (⌒▽⌒)

why, do you want me to be..?

perhaps, it is funny to watch.. and kinda cute

eh? what was that..?

i said it’s funny! silly slug..

you called me cute.

i did no such thing, you must be hallucinating

nope! THE Osamu Dazai thinks I’m cute!

yes you do! or else you wouldn’t be all defensive about it!!

no i don’t!! i’m not defensive, i just find it difficult to imagine who would find a slimy slug like you cute!

you don’t need to imagine yourself

auditory hallucinations.. yknow, like with school bells.. or wishful thinking

just admit you think I’m cute

i don’t think that though.. and hypothetically if i did i would never admit it

correct, no cuteness

uh-huh, okay..

i speak only the truth

the truth being that me being flustered is cute?

woah, chuuya sure is desperate for me to call him cute, huh?

DESPERATE? as if!!

chibi.. maybe take a look at this entire reblog chain.. you are clearly desperate

even if I were desperate—which i certainly am not!—you’re just as bad!

wha- i am not!! need i remind you how you kissed me without being bribed?

need i remind you that you wanted to do it again?

need i remind you that you were the first one to ask for a second time, and you invited me to sleep in your bed?