General Oikawa Tooru Headcanons
oikawa is 100% the guy who gets practically high off of energy drink, like give him one and a half and he’s entered a new plane of existence
he goes to school in disguise and gets fully prepared in the bathroom at school; he brings everything, concealer, a comb, hairspray, EVERYTHING
kindaichi caught him in the bathroom once and he has never recovered
when he can’t sleep he goes on midnight walks
or texts iwaizumi who promptly phones him just to tell him to shut the fuck up and go to sleep (which, surprisingly, works)
he is way too into conspiracy theories; if you mention area-51 to him he will grin madly and pull out a full ring binder that he keeps in his bag just for those occasions
cries at the end of E.T all the time
if you want to see the beautiful, talented, amazing (’narcissistic’ iwaizumi grumbles in the background) oikawa tooru cry, mention the ending of E.T every time
hates the aoba johsai volleyball uniform, and he always complains that turquoise doesn’t go with his figure (shut up oikawa it totally does)
once drank thirteen spritzers and wasn’t drunk but had like, four jello shots and then he was gone
he can rap the entirety of nicki minaj’s part in monster and bang bang
memorable quotes include;
“volleyball is great, don’t make me smack you”
“everything is blackmail if you try hard enough”
“i have ten copies of E.T, try and fight me, i dare you”
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