Suginami Division Sazanka Zombeez is an all-male group consisting of animator Ryuko Umemoto, history professor Maki Umemoto, and private investigator Shuu Edogawa.
The group's color is red violet, taking its color from their division's official flower: The sasanqua.
The sasanqua acts as the team's symbol as well, which each team member wears a copper pin of the flower on their clothing.
The group's hand sign is an open hand with all the fingers bent into 'claws'.
The group chooses fight in the D.R.B. in hopes rebel against the government and reunite with their loved ones.
This is a canon divergent Hypnosis Mic blog run by @nugsters. Character art done by me will be tagged with "nugsters art." Character-specific posts will be tagged appropriately with their names. This blog is completely for fun so postings will be irregular. Interactions and questions are encouraged!
Masterlist below:
Basic Character Information:
Ryuko Umemoto
Character Profile
Character Reference Sheet
Family Information
Autobiographical Timeline
Character Aesthetic
Home Headcanon
Bonus Content:
Birthday Event 2023, 2025
Seto-kai
Maki Umemoto
Character Profile
Character Reference Sheet
Family Information
Autobiographical Timeline
Character Aesthetic
Home Headcanon
Bonus Content:
Birthday Event 2023, 2025
Shuu Edogawa
Character Profile
Character Reference Sheet
Family Information
Autobiographical Timeline
Character Aesthetic
Home Headcanon
Bonus Content:
Edogawa Sisters
Birthday Event 2022, 2024
KaiShuuYa
Other Stuff:
Extra Information
1st Album
Group Dynamics
Character Playlists
Character Rap Voices
Character Inspirations
Outfit Aesthetics
Character Tidbits
ā ļøScar Charts (tw: scars, descriptions of injuries)
Drama Tracks
Drama Track 1 - Part I
Drama Track 1 - Part II
Drama Track 1 - Part III
Drama Track 1 - Part IV
Drama Track 2 - Part I
Drama Track 2 - Part II
DRB Drama Track 1 - Part 1
DRB Drama Track 1 - Part 2
DRB Drama Track 1 - Part 3
DRB Drama Track 2 - Part 1
DRB Drama Track 2 - Part 2
Fan Songs
ēµ (Bonds)
Survival of the Illest
Division Rap Battle (EB vs SZ ver.)
Events
Pride Month 2022
Christmas 2022, 2023
Valentine's Day 2024, 2025
NSFW Week 2024
April Fool's Day 2024
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Sorry it took forever to wrap this up. I just was a little overwhelmed with things, it wasn't until now that I could properly tie this off with a little thank you for all the support. It will be months until Daiki's next birthday, so I'll be focusing entirely on my blogs. Hopefully, I can finish the first DRB round writing soon enough!
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"Thanks. What, did you want more? It was my fucking birthday, I get the gifts and praise, alright?! Screw off, you bastards!
It was late in the evening in the division of Suginami, and Ryuko Umemoto had been sitting in his small living room after a long day of work when Ryuko suddenly heard the doorbell ring. Assuming this was another gift, the animator walked over and opened the door. There, sitting on his doorstep, were two gifts addressed to him. Bringing them inside his house, Ryuko grabbed the gift closest to him and began to open it.
Inside the first gift was a multi-layer dark red cake themed after dragons and tigers. Seeing there was also a card, Ryuko picked it up and began to read.
Ryuko-san,
Happy Birthday! Hope you like the cake I made for you! I made it big enough to have leftovers for days! Anyway, sorry, I couldn't be there in person! Hopefully, youāre enjoying your birthday!
ā Kanra A.
Turning his attention to the other gift, Ryuko reached over to open it, curious as to what was inside and who sent it to him.
Inside the second gift was a simple red mini projector; however, unlike the first gift, this one came with no letter saying who it was from, leaving Ryuko confused about who couldāve sent him this. When suddenly, the projector turned on and began to play a video on one of his living room walls. When the video finished, the projector produced an additional short message that flashed on the wall.
āHappy Birthday, Gay Boy.ā
Ryuko smiled at the letter, letting himself be open about his appreciation for the young girlās companionship. It was a bit embarrassing that Kanra was right - he would be subsisting on the cake for a good period of time until his next paycheck. It was a hassle to take apart the cake and portion them out into his fridge, but being able to subsist on free cake for a week was all the more worth it.
After all the remaining cake was packed away and Ryuko had made some tea for himself, he made his way back to the living room to see what the hell was one the projector. At first, he assumed that the little gadget was from Kanraās adoptive sister, Kaoru. Instead, he found a bizarre video, reassuring his homosexual attractions? At first he was angry. But as he processed who the gift and who it was most definitely from, Ryukoās rage ebbed away. Instead, he started to question:
āDude, does he want to fuck me?ā
Thank you for the gift! And what now Rintaro? You wanna screw Ryuko so baaaad lolololol jkjk... Unless?
Is he my favorite? When I first think about it... No. But the speed which I draw him and the interactions I keep having with him, beg to differ I think.
Week long extension on the birthday event! This week is acting both as time for me to respond to gifts, plus a semi-break from posting like... Everyday for 3 weeks. Possibly rest longer? Or just go back into mad posting. Either way, it's a weeklong birthday!
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āHahā¦ What a headache. Well, whatever. Let's get this party over with.ā
āHm? Another birthday gift, huh? Thanks for that.ā
Voice Lines:
āFuck, how do people keep up these nice facades all the time? It's so fucking annoying, having to pretend to be a suck up to everyone. Speaking of whichā¦ā
āAgain, my coworkers decided to give me some snacks, plus some supplies they gifted me last year. Of course, they āborrowedā it and decided as a birthday gift, they'd return it nowā¦ Pricks.ā
āI got this creepy fucking package mailed to me tooā¦ Its a miracle it arrived because everything on it is like, misspelled. And inside was a model train? Who the fuck mailed me a toy?ā
āOi, Maki! Quit squirming around and just get it done! I know they make these normal holiday soā¦ So fucking uncomfortable. But we gotta get the show on the road. So? Out with it.ā
āWoahā¦ No, it's not a bad āwoahā. I'm actually surprised by you. Shit, guess you would notice my old jacket being unused. No, you're right. I needed this, it's just expensiveā¦ Wait, are you sure I can have this? Geezā¦ Yeah, it's a great jacket. Hey, I'm not fucking reckless. I would never do that to my baby!ā
āThank fuck you aren't jumping me this yearā¦ Oh really? Yeah yeah, just hand over the goods. Hey, I'm notā¦! Just, shut up? Alright?ā
āAgain, this is a lot Shuuā¦ I guess I should've expected this, you tend to go above and beyond with presents. It's not a complaint, just a mental note! God, stop reading my thoughtsā¦ And stop acting like a brat, chibi bastard!ā
Maki Lines:
āI'm sorry, it's just the camerasā¦ Agreed, it's a breach of privacy between us. And again, you're right. I should just hand you my gift. I hope you like itā¦ā
āDo you not like it? Surprised? I thought it was plain to see that you needed a new baker's jacket. Your old one has been sitting in your closet for awhile now, in piecesā¦ I won't pry as to why, but I can assume how that happened. Hm? Oh, don't worry about it. I had saved up for a good quality oneā¦ I hope. I don't want you to be driving around recklessly is all.ā
Shuu Lines:
āRyu-chan! What~? I would never ever jump on you to surprise you! Ehehe, wait, is this some sort of drug deal? This is just a birthday present Ryuko-chan! Now, accept it normally, you dork!ā
āTa-da~! It's just a little gift set. Some socks, hair stuff, cute manly-man ribbons, and look how cute the container is! I dunno what you wanna do with that, but isn't it so cute?! Hm? Oh yeah, I like giving gifts! Especially to the people I care about! What, are you feeling out gifted? Hahaha! I'm in your mind, Ryu-Ryu~! Ooooh~!ā
Happy birthday to former loan shark now cartoonist, Ryuko Umemoto! Send your gifts and good wishes to this hothead in therapy!
"Thank fuck I managed to take a half day at work today... I'm not making the same mistake as last year - I'm going to enjoy my birthday night, no matter what!"
āT-Teā¦Tetsuya is uhmā¦ 190 cm and 88 kgā¦ I mean, I didnāt think I would run into him again and again, but he just keeps showing up! Iām being honest, okay? Iāll just be doing work, and Iāll spot him following the same person! S-So since heās stalking meā¦ Itās only fairā¦ā
āW-What do I think of him?! I uhā¦ Heās caught my interest I guess? He doesnāt seem to have a job and even weirder, he doesnāt seem to have a past history. Not romantically, but like at all. Itās like he suddenly appeared one day. Just pop! And now heās hereā¦ Well, not really here. I donāt know how Iād feel if he were actually in front of meā¦ Besides, Tetsuya only seems to like me when Iām crossā¦ D-Dressed differently. Something about my current suit makes him nervous for some reason. It makes me depressed, but if thatās what it takes to get closer to himā¦ā
Min Jinwoo
āUwah! So pretty! Min-chan, right? A stylist? Talk about the perfect guy to fix Ryu-chanās gross hairā¦ Hm? Oh, I said nothing!ā
āUm, I donāt know him, but Iād be happy to meet him! I mean, I need to know what sort of relationship he has with Tetsuya. Likeā¦ Are they friends? Or something else? And how did they meet? Why did they team together? Not for any particular reason, Iām just curious why someone like Tetsuya would want Min-chan in his team. You know?ā
Minato Kanzaki
āWow~! This guyās a visual kei artist? Thatās so cool! I mean, he isnāt like Jyu-chan, but he looks like he has the potential to be just as famous! You just gotta find the positives! I mean, there must be a reason why heās chasing after his dreams, right?ā
āOh, and everything I mentioned with Min-chan applies to uhmā¦ Minato-chan! I mean, isnāt Minato-chan completely different from Tetsuya? Why would he associate with him? Donāt tell me, are timid, pretty guys his type? What is his deal?ā
Sour Bomb
āMin-chan and Minato-chan feel completely different to Tetsuyaā¦ Seriously, why did they team together? I hope they arenāt too close to him. It would be irritating if Tetsuya was just being nice to me all because I looked pretty and cute. And seriously, why is he so afraid of me when Iām just being normal? Iāll figure it out soon enoughā¦ I just need to do a little more research is all! N-Not for my personal gain, of course! I just want to uhā¦ Help my team out?ā
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āWellā¦ Yashiro-san is certainly an interesting case. Iām afraid like with Arisugawa-san, I do not have a lot to say about a man without a career. Still, itās a point of interest, is it not? Despite the fact he has no work, no particular skill or talent, or a historyā¦ It makes one wonder what sort of man he is.ā
Min Jinwoo
āJinwoo? My, another Korean opponent I see! Although, itās been awhile since Iāve heard from Yong Hajoon-ssiā¦ Ah, but I wish I could expound more on the history of something like hairstyling or even beauty standards in either Japan or Korea. Butā¦ Iām not exactly the most knowledgeable on anything like that. There are some ways beauty and history entangle together. For example, many makeup brushes are manufactured by former Japanese companies that used to specialize in calligraphy brushes. Which, I think is rather sad to think about - that calligraphy is so underappreciated today compared to before. Or perhaps, an even more fascinating fact is how in China, many huadian designs used materials like feathers, jewels, fish scales, and even dragonfly wings to decorate their faces! W-What Iām trying to say is, the things I know about are a bit outdated. Nothing modern like Min Jinwoo-ssi. Perhaps I should take up Edogawa-sanās offer to do something about my wardrobeā¦ā
Minato Kanzaki
āAh, itās a visual kei artist likeā¦ Who was it again? Aimono-san, yes! I did try to listen and it was interesting. Not my cup of tea, but it seemed like my dear brother enjoyed it. Perhaps he and Edogawa-san have a little more to say about him? Iām sorry, I canāt really give much, but Iām sure Kanzaki-san is a wonderful person.ā
Sour Bomb
āSour Bombā¦ I wouldnāt say that these men give a sour tasteā¦ Rather, wouldnāt it be appropriate to say they bring an interesting flavor to the competition? A mystery man, a stylist, and an aspiring musician sounds wonderful. I just hope they have the strength to make it through the ranks. I know that sometimes, I feel doubts, but Iām confident in my brother and this team heās built. With trust on your side, Iām sure even Yashiro-san can make something out of his situation.ā
āTch, a fugitive? I feel like there are a ton of opponents who fit that title. But at least they can all find a job for themselves. What do you mean his occupation is a mystery? Just say heās unemployed! I mean, thatās at least what Iāve been hearing. From that chibi bastardā¦ For some reason heās grown some sort of interest in him. I donāt really want to know why, Shuu gets all weird whenever I ask, so Iām done bothering him. I donāt wanna be a nag.ā
Min Jinwoo
āA hairstylistā¦ Reminds me, I should get my hair touched up. I keep forgetting to dye it, but then again, itās both a hassle and expensive. I imagine this guyās services arenāt cheap either. Just look at his entire vibe. He looks like heās pretty well off compared to his raggedy-ass leader, Tetsuya.ā
Minato Kanzaki
āThis is that V Kei shit that Shuuās obsessed with, isnāt it? The makeup is a bit much, though his piercings are actually pretty sick. Wish I could say anything else positive, but he looks like such a pushover. Both literally and figuratively - His posture is just weak! I mean, my brother looks pathetic, but at least the lanky fucker can toss my ass in defense! Do something for yourself, wimp!ā
Sour Bomb
āNot gonna lie, these three feel pretty pathetic together. How the hell are they going to make it in this battle? Crying and cowering isnāt going to get you far, assholes! Donāt make an embarrassment out of the rest of us! Some of us are actually trying to win this war!ā
āNobuo Sone, age 30 standing at 188 cm while weighing 77 kgā¦ And that's as of last week. You would not believe the number of times I've investigated his personal life. He's such human trash. Nobuo can't seem to keep his dick in his pantsā¦ Ever.ā
āEh? I'm a lot calmer than usual? Well, when I've been following him forā¦ Three years? It gets to a point where you get beyond angry and you just silently seethe about a guy, eheheā¦ I mean if he got, let's say, hurt? I wouldn't feel that bad. In fact, I would probably throw a party to celebrate it. Now question is, would that model join me? Maybe I could invite his manager, hehehe~ā
Bunko Ozaki
āShogi? Isn't that an outdated hobby? And wait, he's younger than me?! Isn's it unfair for him to compete against oId people? Thatās almost elder abuseā¦ Or maybe I'm out of touch with shogi culture. Probably the latter!ā
Iwao Yoshioka
āIwao Yoshioka, aged 27 years old standing at a whopping 205 cm and weighing 100 kg! Heās like, giant! Which doesnāt make sense, since his government documents list him as Japanese, but he must be half. Otherwise, everyone should be, like, ten feet tall! Daikiās butler, Jack, hired me after my mentor suggested my services to him. Something about getting Iwao back home, which is kinda odd. I mean, heās almost 30! Heās a grown adult, why does he need to go home?ā
āPersonally, I like Iwao! I mean uh- Look. Usually Iām not supposed to interact with targets? Especially in a friendly way. But this guy is surprisingly observant! After a month of loitering around the Osaka train stations, he approached me and started talking to me. I feel bad twisting my words to lie to him about why Iāve been in the area, but at the same time, he seems a littleā¦ Slow? Or naĆÆve, really. Heās a great station attendant, but heās a little too obedient I guess. Quick to just follow anyoneās commandā¦ I wonder if heās the type to jump off a cliff if told to. That would be horribleā¦ā
YASHA
āWait, wait, wait! So Iwa-chan is working with dick-for-brains? Oh no, Iwa-chan is definitely getting taken advantage of! I canāt imagine that giant goof teamingā¦ Awah, this is terrible! Is there any way to talk sense into him? Maybe if we battle them, I can knock some sense into him! Iwa-chan don't do it!!!ā
āI did some research on this man prior to our interview because I felt like I had seen his name, and I was right. Iāve seen one of his early works, when he was a child acting out as the emperorās son in āSavior of Heavenā which is a mediocre film in terms of historical accuracy. Then again, itās a drama, so they tend to glamorize parts. Especially a film with martial arts and adventures like āSavior of Heavenā had. He played the younger version to a major character and from what I understand, that job got him better roles later on in his life. I canāt say what sort of actor he is now, but I imagine Sone-san is very talented in his work. Perhaps if he plays in another historical drama, I might look into it.ā
Bunko Ozaki
āOzaki-san? My, Iām surprised and might I say, excited even, to meet with Ozaki-san again! I had the wonderful opportunity to play against him right before he unfortunately lost his Meijin title almost seven years ago. And can you believe it, despite being undefeated, I managed to beat him in a community speed game! Itās one of my proudest moments in shogi. I wish I could achieve that again, but the time needed to dedicate to become a professional is absurd! You have to play for five years, jumping up ranks before you can challenge the champion for the title of Meijin alone. The prerequisites for the titles of Osho, Kisei, or even Eiou are similarly grueling. I wish I could dedicate that much time into studying to become a professional, but with my dedication to the art of history, I have to keep it as a simple hobby. The thought of being able to play with Ozaki-san again is thrilling though. I hope he remembers me, because it would be an honor to get his autograph next time around.ā
Iwao Yoshioka
āSo, this is the man Ryuko was calling his ākyodaiā earlier when our teams crossed paths. I do commend him for being like Ryuko and quitting the yakuza life. But Ryukoās refusal to explain their history makes me suspicious about the reasons why he had done so. I donāt imagine this man would quit that life willingly to run trains. Unless thereās some other element to his violent personality that made him interested in something as magnificent as Japanās train systems. Perhaps I can make a little visit. I just want to talk with him, nothing more.ā
YASHA
āIt is aā¦ Unique team, I suppose. Itās not what I expect from a castle city, but I suppose the loss of interest in Japanās history is something that many have adopted. It would have been interesting to see perhaps a person involved in the political or antiquarian fields in the teamā¦ Thatās just my own musings.ā
āOtherwise? I do look forward to facing this team, especially Ozaki-san. I wonder, is he as good with words as he is with the game? Perhaps, I should invest in those books I keep seeing in the book store. It would give some good insight into his mind and his strategies for sure.ā
āThis freakā¦ Once, I met him and the fucker started to hit on me! If I wasnāt at work, I wouldāve fucking knocked his perfect teeth out for mocking me. Besides, what sort of trash is able to walk up to a guy youāre working with to flirt with them likeā¦ Like he did! Just do your fucking shitty voice acting job so I can edit the animation to your voice work! And get the fuck out!ā
Bunko Ozaki
āHah, this guy punched out his shogi opponent? If Makiās little club did that sort of shit, Iād be tagging along with him every week! But nah, boring strategy games like that were always for him andā¦ And our father. Tch, forgot that was their thing. Whatever, go on and ask Maki about this guy if you really want a proper response on him and his career. Iām sure that the nerd can go on and on about this nerd.ā
Iwao Yoshioka
āI still canāt believe heās alive. Everyone told me he died years ago and it was the push that made me give up that life. I figuredā¦ To honor him, I would go through with my desire to pursue my passion for art.ā
āI want to be angry at him for not saying anything. Itā¦ It fucking sucked to lose him. And now that I know itās a lie? How the hell am I supposed to approach him? Especially when that giant bastard was acting likeā¦ Like his death was nothing? Aaagh, that dumb brick wall! Haā¦ Hahaha, he hasnāt fucking changed one bit, has he?ā
YASHA
āI gotta wonder. What made Iwao team up with that trashy freak, Nobuo Sone? I mean, I guess Iwao had his own hookup stories, but his adventures were mostly funny, not reallyā¦ Serious? And thereās no way that nerd, Bungo or whatever is getting laid like the other two. So what gives?ā
āEither way, if you think reuniting with my dead bro is going to affect me, youāre dead wrong. Iwao, if youāre listening, Iām going to beat the shit out of your team. Itās payback for letting me live for years thinking you got your ass killed!ā
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Happy Valentineās Day everyone! I hope youāre all doing well and having fun whether you have that special someone with you, your friends and family, or even by yourself! Just remember that you are loved no matter what, to celebrate this special holiday, we have gathered couples from different divisions from all over the country to showcase their love by singing duets/group songs for you all! I hope you enjoy!
11. Virtuous Sin
Rebel Love
Performed By:
Jiro āMC M.B.ā Yamada x Sumire āDiablaā Shinomiya
12. Cutie Corruption
Playtime
Performed By:
Kaiji āJinxā Sano x Shuu āMen-Hā Edogawa x Touya āMC Darlingā Kisaragi
13. Cybernetic Constellation
Pinky Promise
Performed By:
Saburo āMC L.B.ā Yamada x Aiko āAamonā Shinomiya
14. Disaster Poly
C0nn3ct3d H34rt5
Performed By:
Lyall āCorvusā Shiba x Kaoru āArachneā Shinozaki x Joey āJokerā Kurusu
15. Short N' Sweet
KissXCrush
Performed By:
Kanra āD.Vilā Akemi x Atlas āOff-Chartā Kazanari
16. Deputy Duo
In Love and Justice
Performed By:
Kisouna āVerdictā Yuzairu x Wataru āOverseerā Sasaki
17. Nature's Canvas
Love Story
Performed By:
Elliot āMC Nanashiā Shimizu x Kureha āEclipseā Koizumi
18. Phantom Powwow
Together Forever
Performed By:
Kanade āSpookyā Alarie x Criss āParadoxā Hiromi
19. Los Amantes
My Moon and Stars
Performed By:
Kai āVeenyleā Quinlan x Mireya Quinlan
20. America's Sweethearts
You Are My Everything
Performed By:
Ace āMC Patriotā Douglas x Evelyn āSPIRITā Rose
"W...Wait, why am I here? I'm not... I mean, I don't really mind singing with Kaiji and Touya. Kind of..."
"S-Sorry, I'm just feeling a little flustered. Could I get some water? And maybe some fresh air will help me... It's just a little stuffy, being around the both of them at the same time. It's a lot to handle, ehehe..."
