WMSB

#the bourgeoisie tbh

NOTE: THE LAST ONE DOESN’T WORK. I tried to simplify 17/34 which is exactly one half, and with that fake trick it comes out to 1/4.

yeah what even who even thought that one up

who even thought the first one up. if you read the abstract and conclusion of the paper and skim the middle you might as well not read it at all. 

true but if you’re short on time or late or want a brief overview

NOTE: THE LAST ONE DOESN’T WORK. I tried to simplify 17/34 which is exactly one half, and with that fake trick it comes out to 1/4.

yeah what even who even thought that one up

who even thought the first one up. if you read the abstract and conclusion of the paper and skim the middle you might as well not read it at all. 

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

what

WHAT

WHAT

A… Are you okay, snake

that poor snake

we need the science side of tumblr because it is necessary that I get to know what might have happened to that poor snake

Final boss

Not learning it ever evr evr

don’t worry girl there’s no way you’ll get pregnant i ate like four condoms before i got here

I wonder if the person who wrote WinRAR’s 30 day trial mechanism has been fired, or maybe they say he’s fired but his ID still works and he can still walk into the building and get paid for his job.

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying I can’t choose the best one.

wait for the founders names oh my god its worth it

Hogwarts: school of meloncraft and melonry

I got upset at first thinking someone was making fun of Harry Potter but then it was all ok.

Shup Up. Ron Got a Yelling Email. You Dirty Melon. He Called Me Melon. It Means Dirty Bleed. That’s Bullshit. She is stoned. Bullshit. The Next Generation of Melons.

Dirty Name Of My Melon Father