kinda like a big deal

So look. 

Last year… someone on Tumblr mentioned gas station dick pills. I don’t remember if it was an anon or if it was a regular user. But somehow, we all got into a discussion about these. 

I didn’t know anything about them at all. But someone said he always uses them when he fucks a girl for the first time because it stacks the deck in his favor. 

So maybe 2 months later, I impulsively buy one to see if it actually works.

I was highly skeptical because it screams bullshit. (It also screams dangerous because this shit is unregulated).

But against my better judgment I buy one anyway and I take it on a Saturday night.

Tell me why my DICK WAS HARD FOR LIKE 4 DAYS

On Saturday I was like “damn this shit is lit”

On Sunday I was like, “Yo this shit really worked, wow”

On Monday I was like “Oh okay, it should be wearing off now. haha that was fun”

On Tuesday I was was mildly concerned

On Wednesday I started telling friends that if anything happened to me its cause I took a gas station dick pill and I might die

Have I mentioned that I love to masturbate 💦