What I woke up to. Lmaoooooo
When a guy is trying to be super casual after he got some bomb ass pussy.
Men are nuts.

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What I woke up to. Lmaoooooo
When a guy is trying to be super casual after he got some bomb ass pussy.
Men are nuts.

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My Ex
Tracked me down recently and confessed to me that he is still in love with me. I am the only woman that has seen him n loves him exactly for who he was and never tried to change him, he is miserable in his current relationship and the only reason he married her was because I left him and blocked him completely from my life, he was angry at me…and she was just there. Not a single day goes by without him thinking about me.
Dude, wtf!?!
I mean obviously I fucked him, after he cried (well a cpl tears fell) in my lap about how fucked up everything is and how sorry he is. He is the love of my life. Ive known him since I was 7.
Shit was not supposed to end up this way.
Ladies, this is what happens when you u give in to something other than hoeing.
Fml.
My ex never understood why I never got jealous.
Here’s the thing, I know I’m a great fucking person. Generous, kind hearted, smart as hell, funny as fuck, personal pornstar and I’m about my business. Now if you fuck that up that’s all on you bruh. Where you going from here?
Fuck Proof Makeup Mini List
Fucking is fun but if you want your makeup to stay on after your face was pushed into the mattress, check these out.
Primer: Hourglass Mineral Veil Primer, Marc Jacobs Coconut Primer (sooo hydrating), Kat Von D Featherweight Primer
Foundation: Becca Ultimate Coverage Complexion Cream, Kat Von D Lock-It Foundation, Dermablend Cover Creme
Setting Powder/Spray: Makeup Forever Ultra HD Microfinish Powder, Urban Decay All Nighter Setting Spray, Laura Mercier Universal Translucent Setting Powder
Eyeliner: Kat Von D Ink Liner, Lancome Drama Liqui Pencil, Stila Stay All Day Liquid Liner
Mascara: Bobbi Brown Smoky Eye Mascara, Makeup Forever Aqua Smoky Extravagant Waterproof Mascara, Benefit Roller Lash Mascara
I’m not going to include lipstick because I find that it comes off anyway and when I’m heavily making out, it will end up everywhere. Now I’m not saying that this makeup will not come off at all during sex. However, they will hold on better than some other stuff.
I recommend carrying foundation powder, eyeliner, and a concealer in your bag in case you need to touch up after you’re done. If you like to do the whole routine in the morning but you don’t want to carry all your stuff to someone’s house, you can always ask for a couple of samples at Sephora for the liquid/creme products before you meet up with them.
Add more stuff if you want. Thanks for reading and stay safe.
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This....touched my soul

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Found this and thought it was perfect!
Daddy,
You think I am an expensive, spoiled queen? You think my allowance is high? You think you “pay for sex” for “youth” or “being hot”?
You don’t ….
You pay me for always look my best, buffed and polished You pay me for being a fantasy, because you know how reality looks at home. You pay me for going to the gym, and keep in shape, you don’t want a saggy mistress… You pay me for receiving naughty pics during endless businessmeetings You pay me for naughty messages during boring familydinners You pay me for keeping my suitcase always ready, to travel to you with only few hours notice You pay me to not get mad if you cancel meetings at the very last moment You pay me to don’t hear about troubles leaving from my work, or babysitters You pay me to not hear about my problems You pay me for always smiling
You pay to call me in the middle of the night, because you have to tell someone about the successful deal you just closed You pay me to complain about your colleagues, fellow boardmembers or competitors You pay me to get rid of your daily stress by talking to someone you can trust You pay me to Skype when you feel lonely in your hotelroom You pay me because you always forget about the timedifference, when calling You pay me for roomservice meals, while you are downstairs for a business dinner You pay me for waiting in heels and uncomfortable lingerie until you come back from your businessmeeting.
You pay me because you cannot offer me a mutual future You pay me to don’t have any expectations You pay me to be able to carry on and stay with your kids and wife You pay me for Christmas alone, when you are with your family You pay me for leaving without drama when you end the relationship You pay me to whine about your wife, not wanting sex with you You pay me to complain about your wife, not understanding you You pay me to not call your wife when I get upset You pay me for not finding your kinks back in the headlines
You pay me to believe you are the most skilled lover in the world You don’t pay me for sex !
(unknown)
Always reblog
This is accurate on so many levels
It's amazing
How far cleavage and flirtatious banter can get you with men. My 36Cs never fail me.
I love using phrases (that guys typically say to women during an argument) at men that Im arguing with
“I’ll talk to you when youre done being irrational.”
“I can’t be around you when you act this crazy.”
“Youre being illogical. We’ll talk when you can think with reason.”
“You’re too sensitive and need to stop overreacting.”
“Youre turning a small problem into something blown out of proportion.”
Their reactions are priceless.
Yes to this !
Did this last night. I slept like a baby
THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW.
You are witnessing a broken human being
Well well well, what do we have here. Look who is trying to slither his way back into my good graces. I am going to concoct such a delicious punishment for his disobedient ass. When high powered lawyers are nothing but submissive pets who have a raging face sitting fetish. BBHMM. This little pet better double my allowance... *strokes beard* *laughs in Cruella Deville*

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Money is pretty much all I think about
Mi rass. Mi haffi die first.
Plantain.
Oxtail.
Unnu mus wan fight.. Mi naaaaaaaah give up nuttin tpc
This is so evil but uh ox tail gotta go
Bye bye plantains
You crazy I’m blocking you
fuck…………….. this hurt… bye oxtail :(
patti n coco bread
Plantains by a mile
Yall really chose oxtail? Ox succulent tails? Spend the rest of ya Sunday evening sucking out the delicious bones oxtails? Plaintain can gwaan bout him business. Cause unnu mad.
hate when I am wearing makeup & still look shitty like what else am I supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right & exercise? as if
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Lawd...who did their makeup? Snatchtttttttttt hunty! They are flawless.
*Black girl Magic*

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Any sugar babies over the age of 22 on here?? I wanna follow girls around my age, like....damn everyone seems to be 18. If you're a sugar baby who is 23 and over please reblog so I can follow your decrepit ass.😘
🙌🙌 right here! Lol
I couldn’t imagine being 18 and in the bowl *cringes*
I'm a fossil.
A Year Without Freddie Gray
A year ago on April 12, Freddie Gray was arrested by Baltimore police. On April 19, he died in custody.
A year after cops broke Freddie’s neck in their van, police violence is still alive and well. Despite of the outrage that all the deaths of PoC provoked, the government still hasn’t done much to change the situation. Three of 6 officers involved on Freddie Gray’s death were charged. The trial of the first officer ended in a hung jury. His retrial and trials of the others are due to start next month. Let’s just all hope that the bastards get what they deserve.
#JusticeForFreddieGray #BlackLivesMatter
#StopPoliceViolence
Look at that beautiful black man. *sigh* R.I.P