Sugar Motta

It’s a tour around the city on this boat with wheels, and you get to blow whistles that sound like ducks. IDK it sounds like it’d be more fun if we were baked out of our minds, but I can hook that up, if you’re down. Yeah? Works for me. I’ll get the tickets. 

Sounds good to me, and I’m totally down with the extras you had in mind. Just let me know the deets and I’ll be there. 

If I had a dime for every single time some tool said we were a perfect match and then proceeded to hit on every other female at the bar after I rejected him? I’d be loaded.

Consider the goal to be blurred vision. After that, we can call it a success story.

Right? Like at least you’re their first choice, imagine being one of those other poor girls and having to pick up other people’s rejects.

You’re welcome. You’ve proven worthy of it. And you’re welcome again. I think that’s important and I’m sure your fans appreciate it. It’d be hard for me not to be impressed with what I’ve done, so young Sugar and you can keep your money. 

Exactly! And there’s nothing young Sugar loved more than her money so she’s very happy about that.

…For real? Yeah, anytime, babe. Just stop on by. 

Well, seeing as everyone seems to be so against me being anywhere near strippers, hitting up a strip club is the top of my list. If that’s not your thing, though… I don’t know. We could go on one of those Duck Tours, I guess. Could be fun.

I would totally say yes to the strip club because I can appreciate hot girls with the best of them, but I’m actually trying to work on my image right now so I should probably give that a miss. What’s a Duck Tour? We could always do whatever that is, as long as it’s fun, and then just hit up a bar?

As you could probably tell from today’s live stream, there’s never enough time to answer all of the questions. Thank you for joining me and for the spa day.· One, I think our joint venture went incredibly well and second, I haven’t felt this relaxed in ages. And nonsense. You’re bright and talented. I would know. I’m talented too. Never let anyone tell you otherwise. About either of us.·

The fans definitely did have a lot of questions, even if some of them were just too inappropriate to address. You’re welcome, we should totes do it again sometime, I had fun too. Well thank you, it’s nice to know I tick more boxes than just being a pretty face. Please anyone who says you’re not talented is just crazy, but I’ll keep that in mind. 

I think that sounds like one hell of a plan. Why would I pay for my drinks when some overly eager suit and tie guy thinks his lame pickup lines actually work?

Smile and nod until the drinks stop coming. That’s my motto.

Exactly. Like how do they look at themselves and then look at us and think ‘oh yes, that’s a match’?

I’m always down to appreciate a hot chick. Any time you need an ego boost, just pay me a visit. 

For real. You and I should totally get up to some fun shit in Beantown. Show the rest of these losers they kind of life they could be living. 

Well that’s good to know, I know where your trailer is if I ever want to take you up on that offer.

Ooh that sounds like it could be fun. What sort of thing did you have in mind? 

I’m excited for whatever you do next because I can’t see you peaking anytime soon. I guess that’s true and my mom is the biggest fan I have so it’s a good start. I think that’s great and super cool of you. I bet there are a lot of people out there you’ve helped take the steps in talking to someone for help. Just talking to you now makes me more open to it. And you’re right. I’ve got a good job, I live in LA, and have some great friends and girlfriend. Younger me would be pretty impressed, I think.

Thanks, I appreciate the vote of confidence. Well thank you again, I’m just trying to help out where I can and give back a little, you know? My fans have got me where I am, so helping them out is like no biggie. Yeah exactly! If he wasn’t impressed with all that then I think young Ryder would give even young Sugar a run for her money in the judgey department.

As you should. Your success is our success.

That’s how it goes sometimes. Lucky you, I packed some hot clothes incase I wanted to play a little. Consider me down for a girls night.

Okay, yay! It should be so much fun. Shall we do Friday? I’m thinking we should find a bar and then not pay for drinks all evening, if you know what I mean.

I like the way you think, Salt. You and I should team up sometime. Everyone else around here is a total party-pooper. 

I’m glad someone appreciates me around here, sometimes it feels like I’m the only one who acknowledges my brilliance. That sounds fun, count me in. Right? I know not everyone can be like, fun, and everything but people in this town take enough Xanax that they should be able to just chill for a sec. 

It goes for the most part. Sometimes I wish I could be swayed by a good dairy free drink, but I have to go wherever my creative flow takes me. You’ll be the first to know if there’s any huge developments in plots for Mackenzie. Scouts honor.

Anything new going on? I feel like I’ve locked myself into a writing zone these past few weeks and I haven’t been checking in properly.

Sounds good to me, I trust you guys with her anyway - we’re both in good hands. 

If anyone needs me today, do me a favor and don’t. If it’s writing related, feel free to text, call, or even stop by if you need anything or wanna make suggestions. As always, coffee stops are appreciated, but for the love of God, dairy alternatives only. 

So how did the writing go? Any big stories for Mackenzie coming up? Don’t forget, I can get you as many dairy free drinks as you could ever want or need.

Yeah? Sweet. I don’t think he was really all that worried anyway, but that’s good to know. Besides, if just means they get to spend more time with him, and I’m pretty sure that at least one of them has the hots for him, so… win-win, right?

Totally. Like they paid to make us look good, who cares if they need to spend an extra five minutes on the foundation. Plus if they really do have the hots for him then you’re right, it is a win for them too. Just lots of wins all round.

You can do better than what you just threw? I’ll have to be there for that! I think the only fan account I could expect is one my mom would make. It’s cool you’re so open and willing to talk about how you go to therapy. It’s probably really helpful with all the pressure and stuff you go through being in the limelight. I saw a therapist when I was younger but I was kind of embarrassed by it and never told anyone. 

I don’t know, maybe? I’m definitely going to try. Otherwise I’ve peaked at 27 and that’s depressing to think about. Everyone has got to start somewhere, even if it is your mom. Well I’ve been trying to use my fame for good, and I thought that if I talk about it openly then it might help someone else understand that it’s okay for them to go. Plus most people have them in Hollywood, so anyone who gets judgey is probably just a hypocrite. I wouldn’t worry about it, I’m sure younger Ryder would be so excited to see where he ended up. 

Yes, every Saturday. For consistency purposes, I feel it’s important to hold the live stream on the same day. I believe it’ll not only aid in building my brand, but my following as well. That sounds like the perfect Saturday to me. It’s been ages since I’ve had a massage and pedicure for that matter. Absolutely. You clearly are the Queen of social gatherings. I could certainly learn a few things or two from you.

That’s a lot of live streams, I can’t believe you don’t run out of things to talk about on them. Great, it’ll be the perfect prep day before we fly to Boston on Sunday. Thank you, I may not be the smartest one here or the best actor but I have my own set of skills. 

No problem. It’s pretty hard not to enjoy a party where Diplo’s performing. Thank you, I’m not too sure about that but I’ll take the compliment. If I start getting fan accounts, I’ll be shocked. You’re probably used to all of that, I’m sure. Do the trolls ever get to you? 

I think the party was a success. I’ll have to start planning my next one and try to make it even better. Well you never know, there are fan accounts for lots of things these days, it wouldn’t be the craziest thing to happen. They used to get to me but I’ve learned to ignore them now, mostly with the help of my therapist. I don’t know how anyone can live in this town or work in this business without one.