sugar！！

I like that “morning baby” kinda relationship. The no games, great communication, lots of sex, lots of kissing, lots of cuddling, lots of flirting, lots of being goofy kind of relationship. That makes you want to run 100 miles, read books, clean up your bad habits kind of love.

(to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown

*off-key kazoo*

After vine died we are reduced to text form vines

Go ahead darling, grind against the bed for me, I want to see your pretty face when you cum desperate and trembling like the little slut you are. 

there is so much energy in this image

He’s got his toast in the napkin holder :/

bite the vampire first to establish dominance

why do people ever buy the hard cookies when there are also the soft cookies is my question

i am getting one word responses to this such as “crunch” and “weapon”

I have a very annoying neighbor, can someone teach me trumpet?