Sugar Doll Crash

I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

maybe the real treasure was this gun i found along the way

no offence but do i look like i understand anything

*puts in earrings with malicious intent*

completely replacing the word ‘good’ with ‘sexy’ IS a personality trait and it’s the only one i have

just remembered when i was less good at english than i am now and i was trying to tell some people about a guy who had his membership for a club i helped to run taken away and i couldn't think of the right word so i ended up saying we dismembered him

I might not have “brain cells” like classic authors and ancient philosophers but at least I respect women

*whips my head around so my very large and tacky dangly earrings slap you in the face, cutting you off mid-sentence* anyways,