The Real Gaelic Warrior

What if that was your house What if a sheep lives off the grass on your house

Shes my landlord

You’ve heard of Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary. Now get ready for New Enemies Junior Cat Battleground.

hate when people say “look at me when im talking to you” like… first of all im autistic, secondly youre ugly.

If I don’t recieve validation every 24 hours I turn back into a pile of dust

Regardless of your gender you can fuck a Pool noodle

great news everyone

im noodsexual

Tony Stark would kill the met gala every year you can’t convince me otherwise

this is hands down the funniest thing i have ever read in my life like i don’t watch marvel movies but isn’t he the guy who wears a suit all the time thats basically elon musk

what on earth

tchaikovsky is proud

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

Sluuumpy is NOT cheaper online, so if I want him I have to get him here. $20, though…

wHAT

of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12