✌🏻️💕 Boom, Shakalaka! Shes On Fire!

you're on your knees, hands tied behind your back, bag over your head. "nothing personal, just can't leave any loose ends." i cock my nerf blaster and hit you on the back of your head with a foam dart. you fall over and sink into a ball pit. i stoically honk my clown nose and drive away in a comically small car

rule #1 of being a child soldier is to have fun and be yourself

rule #2 of being a child soldier is to feel enough overwhelming guilt to make those who made you one choke on it endlessly as if you are prometheus and they are your eagle

rule #3 of being a child soldier is to stare into the void until it stares back

rule #1 of being a child soldier is to have fun and be yourself

rule #2 of being a child soldier is to feel enough overwhelming guilt to make those who made you one choke on it endlessly as if you are prometheus and they are your eagle

rule #3 of being a child soldier is to stare into the void until it stares back