y’all talk a big game about loving the Found Family trope, but have you ever personally burst into tears while watching 2000 Disney classic The Tigger Movie, in which Tigger realizes the existential horror and bone-aching loneliness of being “the only one” and starts desperately trying to contact other tiggers, building up his hopes only to have them crumble like like cheap honeycomb, but then he realizes that he already HAS a family right here with his friends in Hundred Acre Woods? huh? get on my level.

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

Help, my girlfriend calls Red Dead Redemption “Redededemption” and also insists that that’s the name of the main character

her mind is far more advanced than yours will ever be

His name is Red Dead

His name is Redford deadford please respect that

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat

i never understood it when bullies would be like “im gonna beat you up. meet me outside at 3” just dont go