Sütterlin Shitposts

Some old curmudgeon just told me "oh, I bet you have azure heraldry and pronouns". I did not appreciate his tone. What does that mean? Should I challenge him to a duel?

Sounds to me like someone is soliciting a lesson on colors and grammar. Preferably at sword point.

Tell him his escutcheon has a bend sinister.

I- I'm not saying that! I'm not an animal!

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters

I’m going to imprison you in the dark orb and for you specifically it won’t be a sex thing

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

Niclays Roos is my babygirl

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

i love reading gacha game reviews like yeah the devs are super generous with the currency they just made up