Succ

Someone told me that I look at people like I know something they don't and I'm still processing how I should react to that

People 2.0: everyone has perfect tits. No other changes are made

Peak writing: when someone in fiction admits something supernatural or absolutely insane to a priest or pastor and the church member has NO idea what they're doing anymore but they still give the best advice they can. Never gets old.

Creepy art idea: you shrunk down Magic School bus style to explore the human body but accidentally went too small and landed in a dead skin cell.

If you go to Red Lobster and ask for the red lobster a man in a giant lobster costume comes out of the kitchen, sobbing, and serves you one of his own which has been slathered in ketchup(?). He stares at you unblinking until you take a reluctant bite, which kills you instantly.

my hero academia dub spinoff where everything is exactly the same except chris evans is green-screened in as mineta

Finger food is such an ominous word to me. Why are we feeding them?

I think the telltale sign that millennials and gen Z can save the world is that, at very young age, we've established that almost all of us are willing to die for a cause that our parents and grandparents wouldn't even lift a finger for

If gender is what's in your pants, my gender is chafing. I should stop wearing jeans as often.

Gender is stored in the weapons section of the Halloween store

girl help i'm being slowly engulfed by sentient magma cheese

Remember kids, the only difference between fucking around and finding out is improper self care.