Random Sentence Starters (Part ???)
โYouโve been listening to the same song on repeat for 3 hours now. Are you okay?โ
โWhy did you lick the blade?! You just poisoned it you moron!โย
โ/Really?/ Iโm eating here!โย
โCan I go /one/ family dinner /without/ a fight breaking out?โ
โSince when did you dance?โ
โWhat happened to your face?โย
โUh, you got a hole in your butt.โ
โNo Iโm /not/ buying that for you put it back.โย
โPuppy eyes stopped working on me years ago.โย
โDonโt give me that sass.โย
โDo you got eyes on the back of your head or something?โ
โI wasnโt doing nothing!โย
โLook, you can rip his arms off /after/ we get the info-โ
โWhy is your browser history nothing but various methods of killing people and how long it takes?โ
โYou know, when I said I thought you were hiding something, I didnโt think it wasโฆ wellโฆ this.โ
โI canโt believe you got dunked on by a bunch of toddlers.โย
โDo I want to know why youโre laying in the middle of the floor?โย
โYouโre not bleeding! What more do you want- a booboo kiss?!โย
โNo, we are /not/ getting a pet. Where are we even going to put it?โย
โYou got to be the ugliest thing Iโve seen, and Iโve seen a lot.โย
โIf you vomit over my boots, you /will/ be paying for them, and I /know/ you canโt afford them.โย
โIf I had a nickel for every time that has happenedโฆ I would have two nickels.โย
โYouโd be a terrible pirate you apologize for accidentally taking the last fork and swap it out for a spoon.โย
โIf you donโt shut up I will /make/ you shut up.โย
โHow can you get your voice so damn /low/?โ
โYou good down there?โย
โThatโs it, break time for you.โย
โYouโre cranky, ergo, you need a snack.โย
โI would die for you.โย
โI hate sand. It always gets into my boots and then I can never escape it.โ