dennis has candy?

nice joke bro now i'm insecure

okay the noir episode was so powerful I wanted to fuck everyone except frank and cricket....you know what, fuck it, cricket too

love is when your boyfriend can’t kick a bell so your old friend from high school tries to upstage him and kick it and you get an immediate murderous look in your eye and decide to push him out of a moving car to defend his honor

I literally can’t believe Dennis got a whole ass degree at UPenn and decided to go back and buy a bar with his dead-end high school drug dealer

Just rambling, but my favorite aesthetic dichotomy involving macdennis, is the quintessential pairing of the 'pink bubblegum bitch' with the 'tough biker'. I'm talking Mac in all leather, combat boots and fingerless gloves. His rugged appearance which totally contrasts Dennis', who is all about the glam. Feathered boas and pink fur coats and laser-cut diamond necklaces. Hm.