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Today in lines that hit different the second time you read Dark Heir
The first time, you assume Visander has nightmares about how evil and destructive Sarcean was.
Now that we know Visander is Not Mad about Sarcy rejecting him after a one night stand, I’m imagining these dreams and the whispers in them very differently.
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A scene where you think you’ve learned what a character is hiding until you find out later in the book that they were hiding multiple things.
I want to know what Devon is thinking in this scene. Is he hoping Will remembers and here for him? That he remembers but is not here for him? That he doesn’t remember at all? Or is he somehow both fearing and hoping for all three scenarios?
Do we know when Devon ( Indeveil at the time, I guess) betrayed the Light? He was on their side through at least most of that war, considering we don't have a timeline for when exactly Visander died, and it seems Indeveil waited for him afterwards...
I dunno, from what I remember and how he speaks of humans and them hunting his kind, that they're a scourge upon the world and all that, and about how the Dark King would cleanse them from the land, it's always seemed to me he betrayed the Light quite recently, maybe even after losing his horn.
Now that I think about it, that also brings into question the politics of the Light and Dark about humans. They're barely mentioned in the Old World chapters, though we can assume they existed because Visander knows they exist, and shows extreme disgust for them. Sarcean didn't mention them at all. Why would he even think the Dark King would wipe them out? Was there some specific, anti-human genocide thing being discussed?
If the people of the Old World were not human at all, how are they reborn into (or as) humans in the present day? Yes, somebody says the Reborns are not human, but I'm not sure where you draw that line, at the risk of falling into fictional science stuff.
But if the Light thought of humans as inferior (again taking Visander as an example, though he might have just been an outlier), why are the Returners human? Or are they not anymore? Was it just because humans were the most 'prevelant'? (Not taking into account, of course, ants and beetles and such)
Basically, if, due to some weird circumstance in history, the world had come to be populated by giant sentient bunnies instead of humans, would everyone in the story also be a bunny?
(... I apologise for this, it's 3 in the morning and I should be asleep. )
When Will asks Devon why he didn’t tell Will who he (Will) was, Devon said “The last time I saw you, your armies were killing my kind.” So either he switched sides after that, or he had betrayed the other unicorns by that point.
About the humans, I think humans and Old World Blorbos share a common ancestor and OWBs gradually died out but a bunch of them procreated with humans before that. So descendants are like people who are 1/64th Neanderthal.
This does not answer the question about Reborns. I suppose in theory a Reborn could be any species. Or maybe it has to be a human who also has some Old Blood because regular human bodies can’t contain the OWB spirit or whatever.
A scene where you think you’ve learned what a character is hiding until you find out later in the book that they were hiding multiple things.
I want to know what Devon is thinking in this scene. Is he hoping Will remembers and here for him? That he remembers but is not here for him? That he doesn’t remember at all? Or is he somehow both fearing and hoping for all three scenarios?

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nobody lures you into the fog anymore
some random thoughts about dark heir.. !!spoilers ahead !!!
I really believe that james is not being controlled at all
And i think the only thing that he's feeling is the "connection" between his magic and will's and he's "bound" (love) for sarcean/will
And he "hated how good it felt" because james/anharion hates being vulnerable and relying in other peoples, i believe they want to prove their value on their own, they need to survive and prove themselves to many times to be natural for them to seek for help
For me, since the first book, they're teasing each other about magic, every time they say "here you are, show me, prove it to me, i'm stronger than you" for me is a very playfull and boyish way to say "do you think you run faster than me? prove it, come play with me". Since the first book, specially for will, they have this joy in testing and showing and exploring their magic and what they can do with them.
And is good for them because they match it each other.
About the Master thing...
I think it was never about james/anharion... will/sarcean is actually the Master of his own Magic and the artefacts that he create with them.
His jealous of them because is HIS creations, craft with HIS magic, the same magic that everyone tells is unnatural. And he really didn't create them for people use as they please.
I believe all this time sarcean create the collar so anharion could never felt in lack of power, he could feel free to fully protect himself and who they want to, but people create another narrative for them, because they want to harm them and because they don't believe they're capable of something good seeing that they're different...
OH that last part especially makes so much sense and I have a throwaway line in Dark Rise that supports it:
The first time you read it you just think he doesn’t like the idea of dark items being used at all, but no, he doesn’t like the idea of someone ELSE wearing them, someone he didn’t intend it for.
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What do y’all make of this moment?
I mean, she clearly knows that that was the name of Sarcean’s horse and chooses not to say. Pacat doesn’t tend to put these things in for no reason, but I can’t think of many ways this can still matter now that a) Farah is dead and b) Will’s identity has already been revealed.
I’m thinking either this was just there to make your attention snag for a moment so it falls into place more when you learn the name of Sarcean’s horse
OR
it’s going to turn out that Grace already knew or at least had her suspicions about Will, and that she started to suspect partly because Farah mentioned this conversation to her at the time.

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whatever, I just need to know exactly how Hannibal got Will's measurements for those tailored shirts. did he stole one of his shirts for reference? did he take Will to his tailor? did he sensually take the measurements himself? I need these answers bryan fullerrrrr
Hannibal is definitely the kind of guy who can eyeball someone’s measurements with stupid accuracy
Another Dark Rise passage that reads differently on rereading the book. Will’s reaction to Justice and Violet assessing him after they’ve seen him sheathe the sword. She told us so much right in chapter six, we just saw what we expected to see.
Chapter nine, Will reflecting upon seeing his room in the Hall.
“She’s the one who should be here.”
Not “she should be here with me.” Because that was never an option and Will knows it.
Which also makes this thought he’s having a whole new kind of tragic. He’s wishing she succeeded at killing him, that she had stayed alive instead. Either because he loves her that much, or because he already has subconscious suspicions about himself.
Another Dark Rise passage that reads differently on rereading the book. Will’s reaction to Justice and Violet assessing him after they’ve seen him sheathe the sword. She told us so much right in chapter six, we just saw what we expected to see.
Can we talk about Marcus for a second…
(Kind of self indulgent and probably doesn’t make much sense)
He’s the character that’s constantly brought up, yet we know little to nothing about him. Who he was before getting kidnapped, what his relationship with Cyprian looked like, how he and Justice interacted and so much more.
Sure we have little glimpses of these, such as his journal and little mentions by Cyprian, James and Justice, but we don’t know what he was truly.
I think the cherry on top is truly that we have no idea what he looks like. We have trading cards for a bunch of other characters yet no actual description of Marcus. I don’t remember much of the text describing him.
In every sense, he really is a shadow. Something that always follows you around, but you don’t really know anything about it.
I’m aware that book three will not have any Marcus chapter’s because well, he’s dead, but if there is any information about Marcus you bet I will scream like how I did when I read page 170.
(bonus points if cyprian is like “yk i once saw justice and marcus kiss.”)
Here’s something you missed on your first read-through of Dark Rise: no one ever tells Will that the Dark King wore a pale crown. This entire scene is written in a way that makes it feel like Will is getting all these impressions from Justice, but he comes up with the image of the crown all by himself.
Even if you do catch it (I definitely did not), you’ll most likely think it’s because he’s a descendant. Pacat is so, so good at planting details like this and it’s one of the things that make his books so rereadable.

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Will and his feelings for Katherine
In this TED talk, I will argue that Will guessed or at least suspected that Katherine was his sister from the moment he met her, and hence there were no romantic feelings from his side.
[Lots of spoilers]
CS Pacat’s writing style has made me inescapably suspicious of every character. I’m legit wondering if Grace somehow already knew Will was the Dark King even though it would mean throwing out basic narrative logic.
Pacat could make it work
I have wondered if she knew. There’s a weird moment with another janissary in the first book, when Will names Valdithar.
Clearly Farah is thinking something she’s not saying. Did she know that was Sarcean’s horse’s name? If so, then certainly Grace knew too. But if multiple janissaries knew about this parallel between Will and Sarcean, that raises a whole host of other questions.
I have no doubt that this will all make perfect sense by the end of book 3 but I’ll be dammed if I know how.