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His new hubby saw I was upset and found me, asking me to follow him.

By the time Dad cooled down, my new Dad had been talking with me in the corner and asked me calmly WHY ISN’T THE HOUSE CLEAN?

I answered, I WAS SHOWN A PICTURE OF YOU’RE SEXY BODY, AND I COULDN’T STOP FANTASIZING ABOUT YOU, AND SINCE I WAS ALONE, GAVE MYSELF HAND JOBS AND CAME ON THE SHEETS.

He grinned and said YOU’VE NEVER MET ME, AND YOU HAD THAT REACTION?

I said YES DADDY, I WAS HOPING TO HAVE MANY LONG NIGHTS OF CUDDLING YOU NAKED AND SLEEPING SAFELY IN YOUR ARMS!

Dad came into the bedroom and barked WHAT’S GOING ON IN HERE!

My new Daddy said, SHUT THE FUCK UP, MY BOY NEEDS A SOFT TEDDY BEAR TO FEEL SAFE, AND IF YOU DON’T CALM DOWN, I’LL DENY YOU SEX AND GIVE IT TO HIM INSTEAD!

BUT IN THE MEANTIME, JUNIOR AND I ARE GONNA GO TAKE A NAP IN HIS BEDROOM, AND LOCK THE DOOR! AND I’M GONNA CUDDLE HIM NAKED!