#Sublyfe

Student 1: "If you were a plant, what kind of plant would you be?"

Student 2: "A Donut."

Three students just grabbing on to each other's hoods:

Me: "What are you doing?"

Student: "We're fighting"

Me: "..... Who is winning?"

Boy: "I can do that"

Girl: "Really? Do it right now."

Boy: "...I would, but I don't want to show off"

*Kid playing the national anthem on cello.*

Gets to "and the rockets red glare" and stops.

Student 1: "Did you just fart?"

Student 1: "There is this website with a map of the world, and all these red dots pop up, and each dot is someone who has died."

Student 1: "Hey drink this"

Student 2: *Takes long sip*

Student 1: "Is it poisonous?"

Student 2: *Takes another long sip*

1. Some kid called another kid a "fart hole"

Me: "You know, you could probably take your backpack off at this point."

Student 1: "But I like it, it makes me look cool"

Student 1: "Oh my god, I have a joke. It's called the 'Cheerios Joke.' I think I have time to tell it."

Student 2: "Wait wait wait... How long is this joke?"

Student 1: "Roughly 25 minutes."

Student 1: The sugar you don't digest goes into your pee. So a diabetic's pee will taste sweet. That's actually how they used to test for diabetes, they would taste your pee and see if it was sweet."

Student 1: "Did you just say you want to date me?"