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Palomar Mountain, Halloween 2022

#hiking #autumn #san diego #nature #california

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unfortunately-awake

jaubaius

The Roomba That Screams When it Bumps Into Stuff

crownmalone

This is legitimately one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever seen.

notallmensheviks

Inside the important job of keeping poop puns, dick jokes, and hate speech off California’s roadways

absolutely incredible journalism

brucebocchi

doubleca5t

California DMV says MILF rights

themysteriousmurasamecastle

cannot wrap my head around this one

alexandriad

woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

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rachelmpatterson

Seriously

ewaneneollav

Finally listened to all music! My favorite song was an untitled file called “ssssddsdrt66677888.ogg” that I found on a flash drive that I found in a landfill in Tunisia

fuchinobe

In case anyone is actually into this there are 3 volumes of these:

en-seta

Ok so at first I was like “oh haha funny meme” then I was actually impressed by this cellphone music thing??

I looked it up and just listening to the first volume I am blown away like transcended a new level of music creators/Saharan culture blown away guys pLEASe listen to this itissogood

demonfox38

[Bandcamp link here!]

ruinedchildhood

lluvia185

For all of you who are confussed.

unpretty

did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness

bisexuhowl

#'i met the perfect woman but it was a special occasion'#'so now wherever she is her makeup and hair are probably different'#'this is my nightmare'

unpretty

rip prince charming, who had to let the whole kingdom make jokes about his foot fetish for the rest of his life because every blonde with an updo looks basically the same as far as he can tell

unpretty

they call him prince charming because he’s always really polite to strangers to cover for the fact that he doesn’t know if he’s supposed to recognize them from somewhere and when you’re a prince that shit starts wars

zennihilation-deactivated202505

This thread. It killed me. I am slain.

( via @jpbrammer on Twitter )

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unfocusedmind

in-twilight-realms-blog

plagueutopia-deactivated2023021

It’s back

intheworstofways

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

oakh4rt

this will always be my favorite

dangerousnotbroken

The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost all sense of humour.

reneescostumes

GREASER.

Makeup and styling by me.

styrofoamstraw

My love tbh 😍

markv5

Заказчик не просто доволен. Он поражен….

monstermonstre

The customer is not just satisfied. He is amazed ….

paxamericana

hotcommunist-deactivated2019032

socialistexan

Calvin and Hobbes still relevant 25 years later.

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dragonlikecats-deactivated20181

How I imagine Americans to make food.

icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202

I’m an American and I can confirm this is indeed how we make food

celtic-tactical

I prefer 1911s for soups and broths. Give it a more vibrant flavor.

bigwordsandsharpedges

Some people seem to think this isn’t a real thing.

recoil-operated-deactivated2021

Ahhh, glockamole. My favorite.

maxofs2d

The way rich people experience the world is really wild

jemthecrystalgem

I need context so bad

isbonkagoodnameforablog

this was honestly an article on the BBC news website about how you can save money by making sandwiches and not buying them. the guy seemed to genuinely think that the idea had occurred to him alone and that he was doing the world a service by telling us that sandwiches could in fact be made by average citizens and not just by large supermarkets. the worst part is that he thought he had to have the same sandwich every single day and ended the article saying that it’s ok if you don’t mind eating the same sandwich filling for weeks on end. guess his mind will be blown when he finds out that he’s also legally allowed to mix up his fucking lunch order whenever he wants. can’t wait for the follow up article.

hydratebitch

I LOVE the context it makes it SO MUCH BETTER thank you

beaniestweiner

Wait I don’t …. get this

daggers-drawn

A man working for BBC thought he was breaking news by telling people they can make their own sandwiches instead of buying them premade and save money in this way.

I have no clue how someone could live multiple decades and not realize that you can arrange fillings between slices of bread without some kind of professional degree.

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